Dear diary,

  Tina-tina has a fever. I did what I could to help lower her temperature and gave her some medicine I found in one of the cabinets. I think her fever's getting worse instead of getting better. She's started murmuring in her sleep, always saying sorry over and over.

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  I've tried telling her it's okay but it's like she's stuck in a bad dream and won't wake up.

  I've been wiping down her sweat with a wet towel and it seems to help a little. I hope she gets better soon.

  Fake Goodman is still missing.

  Love,

  Tina