Dear diary,

  Why are you giving me the silent treatment?

  I'm sorry for feeding you worms. Please help me, I'll feed you more dragons I swear.

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  I fell like you're mad at me because of the worms. But technically aren't worms kinda like dragons in the first place? Like snakes, they don't have legs and snakes are part dragon, Derin said so.

  How much is my debt to you anyway? Specifically what kinda sacrifices do you want? I'll pay you, really. I just need you to tell me what it is you need and I'll give it no questions asked.

  Love,

  Tina