Dear diary,

  Going to earth is apparently not that easy.

  I can't just take Bitsy with me cause she's in charge of everything and if she disappears then nothing's getting done. The portal's built and I'm ready to go but I can't go just yet. I need a guide.

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  Bitsy said that Earth is a really dangerous place and I can't just go wandering about by myself. Because the last time I did that I accidentally set off a mass panic and got a stalker. She insists that I need supervision because I don't know anything about earth and I have too much power in my hands.

  I'm not that strong but she has a point. So now I'm just waiting around while she finds someone to be my chaperone.

  I wonder if we'll find mommy.

  Love,

  Tina