Dear diary,

  Today I did my first ever illegal border crossing by flying an invisible car above the border checkpoint. It was fun.

  We're looking for Bob's friends' friend who knows a guy that's really good at tracking people. He lives in a forest some place in Canada, Bob seems to know where he's going so I'm just leaving stuff up to him.

  Stolen from Royal Road, this story should be reported if encountered on Amazon.

  Surprisingly earth is kinda fun and road trips aren't too bad. Bob bought me a game console and bunch of cool games like Tetris. I really like Tetris. I might even make it a compulsory activity and set up a games night when I get back home. It's that good.

  I wonder if you can play Tetris with me?

  Love,

  Tina