Dear diary,

  Exercise is pain.

  I did some cardio with Goodman today and I am pooped!

  My arms are wobbly and my legs are shaking like crazy. I thought I've run before but I was wrong. I've never ran. Like, at all! Not until now at least.

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  My lungs burn and my chest hurt. Snot was literally dripping down my nose! The burn is real, never again. But who am I kidding...

  I'm totally gonna exercise again. I just don't think I'm built to be a runner. Cardio is not my thing.

  Love,

  Tina