Dear diary,

  Bobby is full on ignoring me so I'm ignoring him back.

  Goodman's brought a sack of potatoes home and Theodore carried a stick of butter in his mouth. Surprisingly the butter isn't covered in saliva.

  The tale has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the violation.

  It looks like we're gonna have some baked potatoes today. Goodman said they got them from the procurement department warehouse.

  They were gone for a long time yesterday cause they were giving emergency supplies to people. Apparently Poppy and her family are safe so that's good.

  It's been a while since I've eaten Goodman's cooking so I'll share half with you.

  To be honest I think Gina is the better chef. But you better not tell him that cause he'll be sad.

  Love,

  Tina