Dear diary,

  Something came into the house last night.

  I know cause it's nailed to the wall in front of me. I don't even know how it got there or how it got inside in the first place. I remember Goodman locking the door and I even bolted the door lock from inside.

  The narrative has been taken without permission. Report any sightings.

  It's kinda hard to see, almost like it shouldn't even be there. But I know it's there. I guess it kinda looks like a shadowy octopus with one really big eye.

  Do you wan't to eat it?

  Love,

  Tina