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Day 169

  Dear diary,

  This magic stick is really handy.

  It took care of the octopi infestation in the toilet like a professional grade flame thrower. I just point it at stuff that I don't want to see and boom! They turn into a pile of ashes. And it somehow doesn't burn the house down!

  This text was taken from Royal Road. Help the author by reading the original version there.

  I love this stick.

  Of course I love you too. In fact I love you more than this magic stick could ever hope to be loved.

  Well... We fixed that window but those octopi left a bunch of slime and slobber all over the walls. I think we should probably clean that before everyone gets back home. They might slip and hit their heads. Then I won't have people to cook me food!

  That would be a disaster.

  Love,

  Tina

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