Dear diary,

  I fed the chickens today. So far they've stayed chickens.

  Maybe if I tried to hatch one of their eggs it would turn into a dinosaur...

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  Ms. Birch said that I need to keep the egg warm and constantly turn it so I put it in the microwave. That was a bad idea cause the egg exploded. I'll just stick to feeding the chickens.

  I ran into Bitsy on my way home and she was acting suspicious, like usual. She was hauling around a sack shaped like a person but it was just filled with potatoes. She even gave me some!

  Gina made them into wedges and they were delicious.

  Love,

  Tina