Dear diary,

  I finally made a bird house today. Goodman hung it up by the tree in front of my window so I can see if any birds use it.

  Also, the rabbit came back and brought a bunch of other rabbits with. They ganged up on Theodore and actually won! It was kinda insane...

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  I swear those rabbits aren't normal. They lingered around Theodore even though he was already down and pooped on him. They finally left after thumping their legs on the ground and covering Theodore in dirt and poop.

  We had to give Theodore a bath before he could come inside. He looked so sad it was kinda funny.

  Love,

  Tina