Dear diary,
The crop fairy must have visited last night cause my corn grew really tall all of a sudden. We might be able to eat corn sooner than if they just grew normally.
But it's not like I've forgiven the chickens or anything. My vengeance will commence when the time is right.
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Also we did wood carving today! I tried to carve Theodore but he looks like a lopsided square instead of a doggy...
But Ms. Birch gave me the knife I used today so I can practice carving in my spare time. You'll see, I'll be a pro at this in no time!
Love,
Tina