Dear diary,

  Vengeance taste's like egg drop soup.

  The chickens have gotten plumper and it seems like they've forgotten me. They don't seem to care that their eggs are constantly going missing. They're kinda dumb.

  Stolen from its rightful place, this narrative is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings.

  Nothing much happened today. Gina made egg drop soup for dinner and I tried making a rose carving. When I showed the carving to Ms. Birch she said A+ for creativity. Also she thought it was a poppy. Carving a rose is a pretty complicated and delicate process. It takes multiple tries just to get it right.

  Love,

  Tina