Dear diary,

  Holes are magic. Literally gates to other worlds.

  After I jumped in yesterday I fell for a long time. Which was weird because I didn't dig that deep. Then I landed on top of Goodman. Luckily I was holding onto you otherwise I would lost you forever.

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  Theodore's been cured and his new girlfriend is kinda scary. I can't believe they found his true love without me. Turns out Bitsy's been in contact with Goodman this whole time.

  I probably should talk to others rather than jumping into conclusions and getting lost. But eh.

  Love,

  Tina