Dear diary,

  Sometimes my genius scares me.

  I've successfully identified and retrieved the real version of everyone at the expense of the kitchen. I miscalculated a little and made a bigger fireball than what I wanted. It's too bad we can't cook food but we have plenty of frozen stuff in the freezers and one working microwave so it's not too bad.

  Enjoying this book? Seek out the original to ensure the author gets credit.

  Bitsy doesn't like microwaved food though. I have a feeling she's mad at me...

  I apologised, she said I was forgiven. I have trouble believing her for some reason. I promise to do better in the future.

  Love,

  Tina