Dear diary,

  Does it still count as a lover's spat if said lovers consist of two biologically enhanced lifeforms fighting for dominance over a group of worshippers?

  Anyway, buff Theodore surprisingly held up pretty well against Doty. He made such a good distraction that Gina could easily nab Goodman from under their noses, and even had time to slap the living daylights out of him. I meant, extract the sand bugs that embedded themselves into his skin.

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  It was honestly gross. I don't think I could ever look at him the same way ever again. I guess it's pretty traumatic to see mind altering parasites burst out of your uncles orifices and pores. I honestly want to burn this place down. Like, genuinely.

  Love,

  Tina