Dear diary,

  I'm bored. I wanna go outside but I can't go outside cause, "Sorry, Tina we don't have space suits that can fit you. You're too small." Is what Bitsy said.

  I tried to convince her that, since I'm an alien now. I can safely go outside without a space suit. Aliens don't need spacesuits do they? Aliens walk in space naked most of the time, at least in the books they do. Since I'm an alien I can just walk outside naked and I'll be fine. Not that I'll actually walk outside naked.

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  I just meant I don't need to wear a space suit. I'll wear my normal clothes and I'll be fine cause I'm an alien.

  I'm not a pervert.

  Love,

  Tina