Dear diary,

  I found another Theodore in the walk in fridge. He also turned into goop. This has happened twice now and Gina is still not sure what the goop is. I also don't know where the real Theodore is. I doubt the goop is the real Theodore. It must be an actual alien.

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  But why turn into goop in my presence? Am I that scary?

  I asked Gina if I was scary and she laughed at me. She said I was too adorable to be scary. And not gonna lie, I kinda agree.

  Don't you think I'm very cute and loveable and adorable and pretty?

  I'm not scary at all.

  Love,

  Tina