Dear diary,

  Bitsy and I rode on the magic carpet today and we flew around a bunch of scenic spots. It was pretty cool, but it's just not the same.

  I can't help but think it would have been more fun to fly via controlled water explosions. It even sounds cool just by the name, much better than magic carpet at least.

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  Anyway, Bitsy and I came to a compromise. I'll study space magic and learn about safety procedures then I can work on my flight suit mk2. It's going to be much better than mk1. ever was.

  Love,

  Tina