Dear diary,

  I had a weird dream where you were oozing black stuff everywhere. It was sticky and thick, kind of like blood. But it didn't smell like anything... weird.

  Anyway, Bitsy's busy with a job so I get to play by myself. We were meant to go to a tower today but she had to cancel. Gina and Goodman are too busy doing whatever it is they're doing. Theodore and Doty aren't even here.

  If you discover this tale on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the violation.

  The hot springs are fun and all but it leaves my skin wrinkly. I don't like being wrinkly. It reminds me of Mrs. Wrinkles.

  She was a bad teacher.

  Love,

  Tina