Dear diary,

  Bitsy has a secret evil lair!

  There's a hidden elevator inside a secret room in the hot spring inn. It's got a really complex obfuscation ward that hides it from prying eyes. Not even the staff know about that room. There's also a password and a retina scan to call the elevator up. So if somebody managed to find the room they won't get immediate access to the elevator.

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  The ride itself is pretty boring and takes a while. Bitsy said it's part of the security protocol, she said something about infiltrations but I wasn't listening at that point. I was too busy staring at a literal mountain of treasure a couple steps away from the elevator door. There was so much a dragon would have been drooling at the sight of it.

  Love,

  Tina