Dear diary,

  Since I can't fly on a sword I'm now spending my time at the mossy grove. Goodmans even made Theodore look after me so I can't go and ask cultivator man to teach me sword flight.

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  Whatever, since I can't fly on a sword I'll figure out how to use my water golems as jetpacks. The mossy grove is like the perfect testing ground for my flight suit mk1. The soft moss make great landing pads. They also make Theodore sleepy so I can do whatever I want. It's too bad that Doty is also on my tail.

  But at least she lets me experiment unlike Theodore.

  Love,

  Tina