Dear diary,

  I accidentally saw the stable boy confessing to the sparkle mage while I was on my way to the toilet. It was a disaster. The poor boy got rejected immediately.

  I felt like a criminal hiding in the bushes because I didn't want to walk into such a war zone. I thought he'd give up after being rejected but it just got even more worse. I never realised how annoying love confessions could be until I had to sit through an hour long profession of love by this stable boy.

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  I'm surprised the sparkle mage didn't immediately shut him up though. Somehow thing's turned out okay and they're starting as friends first.

  Love,

  Tina