Dear diary,

  I really like my bank card. It's just so handy, it shows me how much gold I have in it and saves me time counting them out. It's also really light compared to a pouch full of gold.

  If you spot this tale on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation.

  I didn't really like going shopping before because I always had to bring a heavy sack of gold with me but now I don't even have to worry about it. It's so convenient that it's kinda scary.

  If you don't pay attention you could use up all your money in no time. The banks really know how to make people spend huh.

  Love,

  Tina