Dear diary,

  I think Goodman is balding.

  When I was brushing my teeth this morning I saw that he had a bald spot oh his head. I didn't get to tell him about it cause he ran straight to work and I kinda forgot.

  A case of theft: this story is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation.

  Poppy said her mommy didn't know about America either, but I told her it was okay and we played chasey at recess. Mrs. Wrinkles got really angry at us for some reason. She sent us home early so I helped Gina with her clinic work. I think I don't mind being an assistant nurse. Gina also gave me some pocket money, she said I should hide it from Goodman.

  When I have enough money I'm gonna buy her a thank you cake.

  Love,

  Tina