Dear diary,

  Goodman seems to have noticed how down I've been lately. He gave me a lemon and said that I'll hear the voice when time is right.

  I wasn't even that worried about it but I feel slightly better. The lemon was really sour. Just how I like it.

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  I'm leaving you the rind, it's the best part.

  Mrs. Wrinkles did an inspection today. Poppy was really red when she saw her. I don't know if it's from anger or embarrassment. Bobby said it was likely to be both. I hope they make up soon.

  Love,

  Tina