Dear diary,

  I found a really stinky plant today while I was exploring the forest. The little people seem to like that plant a lot cause they were bathing in its nectar. Maybe it's what keeps them looking so young?

  The tale has been illicitly lifted; should you spot it on Amazon, report the violation.

  I'm still searching for a town that isn't guarded by a troll. So far I've found two roads that I think is going to lead me to one, because I've seen carriage tracks on them.

  Also, I don't think I can become a dragon slayer just because. Is there a way for me to talk to the grand magus in person? Because I really don't think I'm the right person for the job.

  Love,

  Tina