Dear diary,

  I feel guilty.

  Gina, Goodman, and Theodore are out there lost in the fog and I'm having cheese cake with vanilla ice cream.

  Bobby has a built in floor heater, it's really nice. So much nicer than the cold dirt outside or the cold floor in the house. Herman keeps Bobby's house spick and span so I can roll on the floor all I want. Bobby even has contact with Poppy! We video called on a really fancy glowing ball. Poppy is safe and she's hiding in their bunker with her family.

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  Their bunker is so much nicer than ours ever was. It's made out of thick concrete and can survive a nuclear blast. And they even have a jacuzzi in there!

  Is this the power of money?

  Love,

  Tina