I was playing with the stick that the little people gave me and accidentally killed a dragon.
I know it's bigger than the temple and everything but can you eat it for me?
Wow! I was not expecting that to work...
Do you have, like, an inventory or something? Like the ones they had in that block game I played with Poppy and Bobby?
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Diary?
What the-
A message from the Grand Magus of Aetheria
Never in my life did I expect such a development from my apprentice. The betrayal I felt was immeasurable and my days were plagued with worry for the future. This grimoire contains my life's work and you have broken the first seal. For this feat, I will impart to you the foundation of my legacy. May the stars guide your way.
[With sight comes understanding. The path of truth will pave the way.]
[Accept] [Deny]
Um... what? did you connect to something weird again?
Love,
Tina