Dear Diary,

  I was sleeping on my hammock when I felt something crawling on my face. When I opened my eyes all I could see was the massive spider perched atop my nose.

  It took every bit of will power I had to stop myself from setting my room on fire. I don't even know how the spider got inside. Bitsy keeps wards that repel all the bugs away from the house.

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  I didn't end up setting my room on fire but I did scream. I shouldn't have done that. It would have been better if I set my room on fire instead.

  Anyway, when I yelled bloody murder the spider got startled and jumped straight into my mouth. And I have got to tell you that spider don't taste all that good. Well, the one I had was very bitter and not at all tasty.

  Gina was really worried when she found me puking my guts out in the hallway. The only good thing from this whole mess is that the spider wasn't poisonous.

  If it was, then I probably would be in a whole world of pain right now.

  Love,

  Tina