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  I did it

  …

  3 days earlier

  Hay Oren do you know where the olive oil i- what the fuck is that

  That’s my humunculis

  Why is it praying

  It’s praying for the death of the united healthcare CEO’s

  Wa-

  You think that that was luigi no that was me and my humunkulis

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  What the fuc-

  I used all of the olive oil making my humunkulis

  luigi killed the ceo several years ago ha-

  The humunkulis can affect the past

  Oren your insane

  I sed that the day we met

  3 hawers later

  Hay Oren why are you in the basement better yet haw do we have a basement we live in the 3rd floor of an apartment complex

  Shh I’m fucking with spase time

  Why are you doing this haw the fuck am I going to explain this to the landlord first the blood vortex and naw this shirt

  Tearing sounds

  Oren you the fuck is Ther a portal in the basement an- is that a fucking halo ring you the fuck did you open a portal to the halo universe

  I’m going to steal floud super cells to make Nanits

  Are you stupid

  I just broke spacetime to let us have a underground basement on the 3rd floor and and invented mouteyversal travel

  And you what to fuck with the flood

  So

  God gave the world’s smartest brain to the worlds dumbest idiot

  Ye that actually what happened

  That’s a metaphor

  YA but god made me by doing that

  And Haw the fuck would you know that

  I forgot

  You forgot how you know the process of god making you

  Yep that sounds about right

  What is wrong with you

  I’m insane

  Oh

  Ya I don’t know how you forgot that

  Grabs briefcase and trenchcoat well se you in a hawer

  An hawer .. it will take you an hour to steal floud super cells nutrlize the infects nature and make them in to Nanits

  No it will take me an hour to steal floud super cell assimilate them under my will an make Nanits from them

  A- bu- sigh just pay the rent before you go

  Oh sorry I’m shutch an idiot

  Bu-

  What were we talking about

  Re-

  Oh ya rent I have it on ato pay

  Y-

  I’m not an idiot

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