Some people say beautiful women are like wine, intoxicating men.

  A talented woman is like smoke, intoxicating people.

  The ugly girl is tea, leaving people with an aftertaste!

  Here I want to say, vast tea farmers and tea merchants, please change careers as soon as possible.

  In general, what is a talented woman? Its extraordinary talent plus slightly above average looks; beautiful women are extraordinary beauty plus slightly above average intelligence. If both are of such high standards, its the legendary femme fatale, even heroes like Xiang Yu and Lü Bu would fall, showing just how powerful they are.

  Yan Yan and Ye Ru have already met the standard of beauty, as for whether they are a calamity, it remains to be seen in my continued exploration.

  I fled back to the dormitory and buried my head in bed. Not long ago, I was still celebrating that since that guy who shared a room with me moved out, I could occupy such a large space by myself. Now, however, I feel like I need someone to talk to. Something must have been wrong just now!

  Why is it so cool around Yanyan and Yeru? The school conditions are not good, naturally there wont be any air conditioning or anything like that. That broken fan blows hot air, but I really felt the cold air, and her eyes looking at me were very strange. No mistake, I confirmed it again for myself!

  Is it a ghost?

  Wait a minute, arent ghosts supposed to be unable to see sunlight? But this beautiful female ghost is quite something! Hehe, not bad at all!

  Dazed, I wondered what was going on and slapped my own head a few times to clear my mind. Upon closer inspection, these two girls were a bit strange - they were transfer students who never boarded at school. Apart from interacting with me, they barely spoke to anyone else in the class. Whats more, even the other girls didnt seem very familiar with them. Id bet that they couldnt even recall each others names. The more I thought about it, the more mysterious and suspicious they seemed - and their gaze at me was also a bit off!

  Sweat, wont it be thinking of absorbing my yang energy?

  Woo, that should also find a more robust one, no wonder last time encountered so many thugs were all settled, although afterwards they said it was Yan Yan who held on until the police came... how did she hold on?

  To be honest, what I most want to do now is... go back and take a look. Whats there to be afraid of? Even if its a ghost, such a beautiful girl wouldnt scare me. And I think, this shouldnt end so miserably, right?

  No matter what, the class preparation bell has rung, I think Comrade Old Monkey wont listen to my nonsense. The result of being late is definitely miserable, just one word. Comrade Old Monkey is best at "reciting scriptures". The state regulations cannot "physically punish" students, but it doesnt say that they cant "verbally punish" them. The nagging of Tang Monk in Journey to the West is already impressive enough, and Comrade Old Monkey is even more powerful than him by three points... I think this should be submitted as a draft quickly, and passed tomorrow!

  I walked into the classroom with trepidation, and Lao Hous expression was already not quite right. Although there were still ten minutes before class started, my classmates had all entered a state of trance, each one still holding their books in a daze.

  Yan Yan and Ye Ru suddenly gave me a smile, if it were in the past, I would definitely be so excited that I couldnt sleep, dreaming of hitting two birds with one stone and incidentally losing my virginity. However, their bizarre behavior further confirmed my speculation.

  "Ke Zi, whats going on? You just got here! Did you finish reading the dragon book? Finish it and Ill read it!" My deskmate was getting impatient and whispered to me, "If you think his grades are bad, then youre absolutely wrong. Ive never admired anyone from childhood to now, but in terms of studying, I really admire this guy. He spends more time playing games than I do, at least I know how to listen in class, he doesnt even stop during class, yet he always gets first place in exams. Luckily, heaven is fair, this guy isnt as handsome as me, and hes also quite respectful towards me!"

  My deskmate Wen, only 1.6 meters tall, is a bit shorter than my standard height of 1.8 meters, wearing thick glasses, but I guarantee its not because of studying too much. He has a big head and rarely speaks, the teachers are all deceived by his appearance and grades, in fact he is the troublemaker!

  "Shh, keep your voice down, you dont want to die, being caught by the monkey, youll be fine, but Ill be torn apart! Even the old monkey cant help but discriminate, after all, the mosquito is a super elite student, the teachers favorite, the future schools pride, and this years college entrance examination champion!"

  "Boss, I know youre the best, hurry up and bring it out!" Seeing Xiang Wens eager face, I quietly handed him the book I finished reading at noon from under the table, and for our convenience, the partition in between had already been dismantled by me.

  Maybe its because of the prosperous yang energy, but Ive become bolder and have an interest in observing the two beautiful women in front of me!

  The first class was language, our language teacher was a woman under fifty, shes very nice, never forced us to listen to her lectures, while she was talking on the platform, we were playing at the bottom, some copied homework, some looked around, whispered to each other, and stole glances at pretty girls.

  Its not just me, many boys are secretly looking at her. On such a hot day, seeing such a beauty is absolutely a pleasure. Beauty is only one aspect, Yan Yans icy noble temperament sometimes makes me wonder if she werent Chinese, I would suspect that she was a princess from some country! Of course, it would definitely not be the daughter of an African tribal chief.

  But its also strange, when we discuss privately, others are also very admiring of me, saying that after seeing Yan Yan, they dont know why, but they cant speak, and always feel a kind of noble temperament suppressing them!

  I didnt think it was that serious, but then again, the teachers rarely look this way and never ask them questions. Even if the two beauties grades are a bit pathetic, they wont receive any criticism. Of course, outsiders all think its because of their good looks, but through todays accidental discovery, I feel theres a problem!

  Let me also play the role of Sherlock Holmes and uncover the true nature of these two fox spirits. Id rather believe that this is their real form, after all, ghosts are known to absorb yang energy, which isnt good for ones health!

  As for the fox spirit, it is a symbol of beauty, kindness, gentleness, thoughtfulness and emphasis on emotional significance! Thats what everyone says in the chat room.

  Oh no, damn it! That stinky woman Ye Ru actually dared to step on me!!!

  Just as I was about to regain my composure, a small piece of paper somehow landed on my desk. Eight delicate characters, plus two punctuation marks: "Dont look around carelessly, be careful with your eyes!"

  Dizzy, my first reaction was to step back, this is still okay, its really "good people being bullied", the beauty is impressive! Moreover, I didnt even look at her, wait, how did she know I was looking at Yan Yan?!

  Took a cold breath, its really a bit eerie, but unfortunately Im not afraid. I suddenly felt that if they wanted to do something to me, I absolutely had no room for resistance. Since thats the case, what am I still afraid of!

  But to be honest, unlike Yans pure beauty, Ye Rou is really too charming. Unfortunately, due to the angle issue, I couldnt see much of her figure. I suddenly wanted to leave a message on her smooth back, her thin clothes and faint feminine scent making me feel a bit abnormal.

  Because our seats were against the wall and there were books on both sides blocking us, I wasnt afraid of others seeing us, but for some reason, there was a restless agitation in my heart that couldnt be calmed, and my courage had unknowingly grown bigger. My fingers touched her back.

  A slight touch, and my heart immediately trembled. I clearly felt her trembling at that moment as well, but she didnt dodge or show any intention of opposition.

  ...but Yanyan seemed to have paused for a moment too, however, I was so excited at that time and didnt think much about it, of course on the surface, I still pretended to hold my Chinese book, but actually the book was upside down!

  I trembled slightly as I wrote behind her back, and I had forgotten what I wanted to write in the first place.

  My foot was kicked again, but this time it was Yan Yan who did it!

  Suddenly, I felt as if I had woken up from a dream. The hypnotic voice of the language teacher and the peculiar creaking sounds of the classroom penetrated my ears. However, the faint sweat on my hands and the unique fragrance on Yerus body told me that all this was real!

  Im dizzy, I actually made a move that I only dared to make in my dreams!

  Yan Yan gave me a displeased look, making me blush a bit, but shes not my girlfriend anyway, none of her business!

  Next to me, Xiang Wen has completely immersed himself in the world of Dragon Ball, and has gone off to fight with the protagonist. Perhaps its because his IQ is too high, which makes his EQ too low. Even when faced with the two beauties in front of us, he didnt have any reaction. Hes probably the only male besides me who isnt buying their act. To be accurate, I also cant escape their charm, its just that Im not as exaggerated as others.

  The bell rang soon after, this is the first time I felt that class was actually such a fast thing. Suddenly, Einsteins theory of relativity came to mind: "When you sit on a hot stove, one minute feels like an hour, but when youre with your beloved woman, an hour feels like just one minute."

  The next class, Ye Ru ran out and didnt dare look at me. Instead, Yan Yan gave me a meaningful glance and quietly followed her out.

  It seems like the fox spirit is still afraid of me, does Ye Ru like me? True or false, its better not to think wildly, once youre overly sentimental, youll lose face. The experience in junior high school left a deep mark on my mind, never easily invest emotions, otherwise, the one who will get hurt is definitely myself!

  To put it bluntly, Im a wounded man, and I dont look back on past events!

  "Whats going on? The fragrance of a clear apple is so powerful, and the Soul Devourer is too honest. To put it accurately, its IQ is just too low!"

  "Cut it out, mosquito! You think everyone is a teenage genius like you?!" I didnt hesitate to knock on his head, daring to slander my idol. Im determined to be a carefree and vengeful person like Soul Reaper!

  "Hey, boss! Dont knock on my head, theres a one in a million chance Ill become an idiot!" Wen said, rubbing his head in protest. A geniuss brain cant be knocked around.

  Fainted, hes already used to it, no need to knock, actually hes now half a "little white" anyway, but hes only sixteen years old, compared to him, Im already an old man.

  "Hey, what were you thinking about just now? You looked so absorbed. Were you actually thinking deeply about something?" Wen looked at me with a puzzled expression. We two are of the same type - lazy people. The only difference is that he scores better than me and I look more handsome than him.

  His question scared me, I thought he saw my action just now, but looking at his expression, I felt relieved. This guy is a straightforward person, if he really saw it, he would definitely not be able to hold back.

  "Hey, mosquito, Ive got a question for you!"

  「what?」

  "Which one of Yanyan and Yerong is more suitable for me?"

  The mosquito flew up and down, measuring me, then rolled its eyes, "Cough, according to the geniuss accurate calculation, none of them are suitable for you. The reason is that you cant catch any of them, theyre all a little better than you in terms of looks and ability, and their families have money and power. And before this, many strong brothers like you have already fallen down, so your hope equals zero!"

  The mosquito was like it hadnt spoken in ten years and suddenly spoke out loud, sending me straight to the eighteenth level of hell!

  "This, boss, Im telling the truth, you cant bully me, ahhhhh~~~"

  He gave him a good scolding before he felt relieved, but thinking about it carefully, those two girls were indeed too excellent. My only advantage was being close to the water tower, otherwise I wouldnt be able to compete with them in terms of looks or family background. Even when it comes to studying, I heard that our student council president is pursuing Yan Yan, but the situation is quite miserable, and Im not entirely sure how miserable it is.

  This... Alas, its useless to think too much, I must hold on, I must hold on, and resolutely not be cannon fodder!

  "Ke Ge, dont be discouraged. Women and heartbreak are just like that. Ive recently changed to a new P6 phone, tonight let you have fun first!" Mosquito had an expression of painful sacrifice, as if he was stabbing his own brother in the back for his sake.

  I really want to beat him up again, but before it even started, he cursed me with his crows mouth and I lost my love. Wait, p6, hahaha, after waiting for so long, now looking at his rabbit-like face suddenly becomes so handsome, the two buck teeth are also so cute, more handsome than Ronaldo!

  Looking at my sly smile, Xiang Wen suddenly doubted whether his choice was correct. Was he throwing himself into the tigers mouth?

  "Yanzi, what just happened?" Yan Yan asked her with a serious and slightly delighted expression.

  Ye Ru naturally knew what she was asking, and during class, she didnt know which string was wrong. She "saw" Ye Lei always staring at Yan Yan with concentration, and unconsciously sent a note over, but unexpectedly, he who usually had a dirty mind but not the guts to do anything, actually dared to "touch" her!

  Whats even stranger is that she didnt even feel the urge to resist, if it were somewhere else, she might have let him get away with it, but in class, it was definitely not okay, however at that time she just couldnt move, and there was even a sense of enjoyment, now thinking back about it still makes her whole body tingle.

  "Yaner, I dont know whats wrong with me either. The feeling at that time is really hard to describe in words!" She knew her good friend liked or was grateful to Ye Kuai, and she didnt want her to misunderstand.

  Fortunately, Yan Yān didnt mind. "Yān ér, didnt you notice at all? Your Ice Queen actually came out herself! If I hadnt suppressed it in time, the whole class would have been frozen into ice sculptures, and the disappearing aura of your kind has appeared again!"

  "Oh? What did you say?" Ye Ru didnt know why she felt so happy either.

  But Yan Yan shook her head and said: "Its not him, but Xiang Wen!"

  "Ah, no way! Its actually that buck-toothed rabbit!" Ye Rus face was filled with incredulity. Was it possible that they had mistaken the target????

  Yan Yan also nodded helplessly, "Its possible that we were wrong. The moment your Ice Queen appeared, I detected a messengers aura on her body, but for some reason it disappeared again. Its strange!"

  "Anyway, lets proceed with the plan and give that foolish kid a chance!"

  Two women meet and smile, truly more beautiful than flowers.