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Chapter Twelve Snowy Coconut

  Two people, he and she blocked each other's language outlet.

  The east wind blows the war drum loud and clear, who is afraid of whom in today's world!

  I and the mosquito are engaged in a battle of the century, only my face is as gloomy as Guan Gong's, not hot but angry, lacking troops and generals, losing large tracts of land, while Yan Yan and Ye Ru on the side can't stop laughing.

  "Ah~~, mosquito, if you dare to bite me again, I'll fight you to the death!" I roared, my eyes blazing with anger. This little guy was too much, bullying me in front of a beautiful woman. No matter how high his IQ was, he couldn't just push people around!

  "Hey, boss, don't worry, I won't eat anymore. Be good, general, general!" The mosquito looked at me very innocently, as if saying "Zhou Cang" has already jumped down, you should jump too.

  I'm so angry that I'm speechless. Under my brilliant guidance, Yanyan and Rourou, two beautiful girls, have become smarter, and the teaching time we need at noon is getting shorter and shorter. Out of boredom, everyone suggested playing Go, and as for the chessboard, it's fine to use MN to display it. Originally, I meant that I would play with the beauties, but unfortunately, Rourou and Yanyan insisted on watching me play with Mosquito, and they even added a bet with cold drinks. Even if I'm stupid, I know that the probability of winning an intellectual game against Mosquito is the same as the probability of not becoming a pancake after jumping from a skyscraper. However, the beauties added a kiss as a bet, so I compromised.

  "Boss, I'm letting you have a double-barreled gun, okay!" The mosquito said with a complacent smile. It's cool, killing the boss feels different, and there's even free cold drinks!

  He loves free things, especially the free food provided by Lao Da, which tastes particularly good when accompanied by my mournful expression!

  They are all cruel to me.

  Yan Yan and Ye Ru also burst out laughing at me, urging: "Alright, if you lose, admit defeat, go buy some cold drinks quickly!"

  "Hmph, you two are also on purpose. Clearly knowing that no one can beat him in a game of wits, yet you still want me to bet with him!" I shook my head in frustration.

  Everyone thinks they've fallen into a trap, but after being stimulated by the beauty, everything is forgotten. However, cold drinks still need to be bought. It's just that I'm resentful of being beaten by mosquitoes in ten rounds. God, let me win once.

  "Miss Ye, it's quite hot outside and I'm a bit frail, would you mind lending me your air conditioner to accompany me on this trip?"

  "Air conditioner?" Yan Yan and Wen Zi burst out laughing. Is this a kind of insult to the Ice Queen?

  "Boss, you're ruthless! How dare you call our beloved Ice Queen, the guardian deity of Ye Daxiong's beauty, an air conditioner? Amitabha, hurry up and leave your bank password with me!"

  Gave a mosquito a Foshan shadowless kick, before being frozen into an ice stick by the Ice Queen, flashed away.

  "Smelly Yu Lei, don't run!" Ye Ru naturally wouldn't let me off the hook. With a light flip of her body, she chased after me, leaving behind two people in the house shaking their heads in exasperation.

  As soon as she turned the corner out of the classroom, Ye Ru "flew" out and found that her target was gone. Suddenly, a figure darted out and wrapped her in his arms, and before she could react, he planted a deep kiss on her lips.

  ……

  At noon, there were very few people in the school, and the corridors were empty. Even if someone was around, they would probably be dozing off at their desk, with the outside noise of cicadas being the best lullaby, and with the Ice Queen standing guard for us, we didn't have to worry about anyone seeing us.

  Isn't this environment stimulating?

  After a weak struggle, Rourou could only make faint humming sounds in my arms. Although she appears to be very strong-willed and determined in front of others, she actually listens well, especially at times like this - women are just women!

  However, Ru'er was not that kind of woman. Even if it were her, in a sacred place like school, where classmates might appear at any time in the corridors, she would still feel somewhat nervous. In this regard, once men have opened their eyes, they have an unbridled desire and recklessness that women cannot compare to!

  But she takes better care of my thoughts, don't look at her usual likes to make trouble, that's the woman's coquetry, a way to attract men's attention, what I really want to do, she is unconditionally supportive.

  "We still need to go buy some cold drinks, otherwise they'll think we're sneaking food."

  I sneakily gazed at Rou'er's red lips, "They're right, we are sneaking a snack!"

  Rou'er pouted and glared at me, we walked downstairs together, still a bit intimate, people in love are really hard to restrain. Rou'er helped me adjust my collar one minute, and then said my hair was messy the next, that gentle appearance really looked like a little wife.

  A woman's unintentional gentleness can move a man, I naturally took her hand, soft and smooth, cool to the touch, just holding it lightly, no need to say anything.

  Rou'er's heart is full, without any space left, all happiness. She didn't know that having someone in her heart could be so wonderful. She will cherish and grasp everything tightly!

  Actually, I still pay a bit of attention to my appearance, although not to the extent of being a national calamity or extremely handsome. I have some confidence, just average, and usually also take care of myself by looking in the mirror from time to time. It's said that having the courage to look in the mirror represents self-confidence, but that's all. As for things that are too troublesome, I absolutely won't do them - I'm a standard inner beauty.

  We were savoring the sweetness when suddenly a person appeared in front of us, scaring us into hastily separating because it was someone we knew!

  It's better not to stir up trouble at this time, although I'm not afraid of those fans of Rou Er, I don't want to cause any more trouble, after all, I can't let Feng Mang eat them all.

  But the person who came was walking straight over, staring at us straight, it was our school's NO. 2, except for Mosquito, the teacher liked him the most - Xue Cai classmate!

  The name is poetic and picturesque, and her voice is soft and beautiful with a hint of confidence, although slightly intentionally cold.

  But looking at her appearance, it's a bit "off-putting". Although it's a bit harsh, it's a true evaluation. Her dressing style is too uncomfortable to look at. If I had to say something about her looks, they're just barely passable. But with those thick black-framed glasses, two thick and coarse braids, wearing the same school uniform that never changes, and giving men disdainful looks as if they were dirt, it's as if she's a oppressed woman from the old society or a "country girl named Xiaofang" type, making people want to run away at the sight of her!

  These were enough to make all the brothers take a detour. In theory, girls with good grades are more popular in high school, but she is just the opposite example. Although not in the same class, due to the competition, we still know each other. She won the national first prize, and I got the school's consolation prize, which is not on the same level.

  "This is school, you two be careful not to affect each other. Ye Lei, the college entrance exam is approaching, don't tell me you want to ruin everything now!" The glasses girl's terrifying words echoed in my ear, her expression even more serious than a teacher's.

  I don't care, but Rou'er couldn't help it, as if she and Ye Rui were good friends, and Ye Rui didn't get into college or something. "What's wrong with us? Who are we affecting?"

  "Article 2 of the school rules prohibits romance, but a brainless woman like you probably can't even remember that!" Xue Cai said slowly and calmly. She looked down on this kind of flower vase the most, and her grades were so bad, without any inner substance at all. Unexpectedly, Ye Lei wasn't anything good either, what a disappointment!

  Do all men only look at appearance?

  Rou'er hated it when others said she had big breasts but no brains. She was so angry that she ended up laughing, and the other person was also confused. Suddenly, she hugged me tightly and gave me a passionate kiss, intentionally pressing her chest against mine. Then, she turned around, batted her eyelashes, and looked at her with a flirtatious expression, as if to say: "So what if I'm dating? So what if I have big breasts? You're just jealous! As for whether or not I have brains, that's none of your business!"

  Seeing Ru'er actually do such an intense and unforgivable thing in front of her, Xuezi felt her anger surge up, her usual calmness seemingly sunk to the bottom of the Mariana Trench!

  When women quarrel, the best way is to shut up. But now it's not good, looking at their appearance, they are about to have a big fight. The Ice Queen can freeze her opponent into an ice sculpture. I don't want to see a campus murder case in this afternoon's newspaper. I pulled open Ruru

  "Xue Ya, sorry if we're bothering you, but this is our private matter and there's no law that prohibits people from dating. Besides, we're all adults now. As for school rules, I think as long as our grades don't slip, nobody will care."

  After finishing speaking, he hastily pulled Rourou away, it's not a very wise choice to reason with women... especially unreasonable women.

  Looking at our backs, a hint of cold light flashed in Xue Ya's eyes, and a crawling black shadow appeared under her feet...

  "Honey, why don't you just scold that ugly woman for once, humph!" Rourou said with a huff, having never seen such a sharp-tongued woman.

  "Hey, why are you so petty with her? You should be more magnanimous. Xue Ya has her reasons for doing things this way, it's just that you guys haven't been in school long enough to know what's going on."

  "It's her own business, and she shouldn't find pleasure in others' misfortune. What a tasteless person! It seems this bad impression is set. To be honest, Xue Ya was once her idol, although her grades were always slightly lower than Xiang Wen's, but still higher than the other boys', at least she was able to hold her own and prove that girls can be just as smart as boys!"

  I didn't expect her to be so sharp-tongued and really unreasonable. What have we done to offend her?!

  "She wasn't like this before, maybe she had a bad day today, let's just pretend we didn't hear it. What can I say when something like this happens? And I always think that girls like Xuey are pitiful, their lives are probably just about studying and nothing else, a black-and-white life."

  "Hmph, you know again, won't you have taken a liking to him? But husband, no matter how I look at you, you don't seem like that kind of dragon knight who only values inner qualities!" Rourou said with a smile.

  "Little girl, stop fighting, we're just ordinary classmates. Actually, she's a very good person, just a bit introverted and doesn't know how to talk. Probably people with high IQ are all like that, and so is Mosquito. Fortunately, Mosquito has us friends, but she seems to have never heard of having any close friends."

  "Alright, alright! I'm not a narrow-minded woman. It's just that I couldn't bear her saying I was influencing you. So what if I'm a bit silly? As long as the person I love likes me, who cares about others?" Ye Ru said very seriously, with a radiant glow of love in her eyes.

  Emotions are a woman's everything and it's absolutely true!

  What else can I say... just buy a good wife another sundae to express that sweet intention.

  "Damn, boss, have you gone crazy? Buying a cold drink and losing the person is not right!" The mosquito looked distressed, his passion for waiting for the cold drink was about to explode. In order to enjoy the thrill of devouring it after being thirsty, he endured not drinking water, but I didn't appear, so in desperation, he gulped down a large cup of water.

  But!

  Just as he had just finished drinking, I came back with a tempting cold drink. The mosquito only felt that there was a sudden explosion on its head, and I was eating his favorite strawberry ice cream in my mouth, still glancing at him!

  Seeing him in such a miserable state, I couldn't help but feel delighted. "This is what they mean by 'the wheel of fortune turns', who made you so arrogant just now? Haven't you heard the saying 'extreme joy begets sorrow'?"

  "Woohoo, boss is so unfair." The mosquito said while eating his own share, no matter what the situation was, his appetite was always good.

  "We just ran into our neighbor Mosquito on the way to buy cold drinks, and he even scolded us!"

  "Neighbors? What neighbors?" Mosquito asked with a puzzled face, as there seemed to be no one of his age around his house.

  "It's a fly!" Ye Ru laughed.

  "No, Ye Ru is talking about Xue Ya, always ranked second, and you are neighbors in terms of grades."

  "Deedeedee, whoever is her neighbor is out of luck! Don't even mention that woman, just thinking about her gives me a headache!" The mosquito looked like it had a bad history.

  He said that, and we suddenly became interested. It seems that there is an unusual experience between the mosquito and her.

  Looking at our ambiguous smile, the mosquito quickly explained, "You guys don't get any ideas, I wouldn't like this kind of woman even if you killed me!"

  "Hey mosquito, what are you thinking about? You're the one who's always having wild thoughts, aren't you? You've got a guilty conscience!" I gave him a sly look, and finally caught him with his tail between his legs.

  "It's just that, are you saying I'm having wild thoughts about Yanyan!" Ye Ru glared at the mosquito with a fierce expression, while the mosquito looked wronged, as if it had swallowed a toad.

  It was Yan Yan who came to his rescue, laughing and saying: "You just say it, why do you have such a big prejudice against this person whose IQ is only second to yours!"

  "Ugh, don't even mention it, not during competition time, this woman is really annoying, always trying to one-up others in everything, for a single question whose method is better, she can argue with me all day, I admit defeat but it's no use, pestering and nagging, haha, in the end still lost to me, and also too unladylike, looks unlovable too, only Lao Da can tolerate this kind of person!"

  The mosquito's words immediately pointed the spearhead at me!

  I'm going to pass out! You can't just eat whatever you want and say whatever you want! Are you trying to push me into a fire pit?!

  I hastily displayed my innocence: "Actually, it's mainly because I'm too soft-hearted, so I can let her show off her high IQ. Absolutely no ulterior motives, and the one who got hurt is my self-esteem!"

  This is a fact, and I don't know which nerve was wrong, but I could tolerate her boastful talk, however after the competition ended, I let out a big sigh of relief.

  "I knew it all along, this is the inevitable outcome. No matter who discusses any issue with her, they will be the ones to suffer a setback. There are many clever people, but not many as clever as she is!" The mosquito shook its head and swayed back and forth, looking like it thought the woman was beyond help.

  "Fine, we don't have anything to do with her anyway, who cares!" Rourou didn't have any particularly bad or good feelings towards Xueyuan, but she still felt a little sorry for her. The emotional closure and excessive competitiveness were not good things for a girl, especially considering her situation wasn't great either.

  Rou'er and Yan Yan went out chattering like two little birds, and soon they were out buying cold drinks again. This weather is really annoying, leaving me and the mosquitoes to continue our time together.

  "Damn it, mosquito, you're cheating! This is episode 4, where's episode 3? Give it to me quickly!"

  "Isn't it, boss? Yours is the third volume, isn't it written on the cover?"

  "You little stinker, stop giving me the runaround! I'm sure you've been secretly replaced by MN. Don't make me use my finishing move!" I menacingly cornered the mosquito, my fingers snapping loudly, adding to the intimidation.

  Just as the mosquito was about to succumb to my lustful power, the door suddenly opened and a strange shadow flashed by, something shot towards me.

  Messenger!!!!!

  I and the mosquito immediately became vigilant, MN took over "hidden weapons" at the first time.

  "Dizzy, it's a note, could someone have a crush on us?" The mosquito unfolded the note.

  "Ye Wei, wants to save one of them, come after mountain!"

  "What's going on? Who needs saving? Who's playing a prank?" The mosquito shook its head in dissatisfaction, thinking that playing games with this strongman who had an IQ of 222 was stupid.

  Suddenly my forehead twitched, no good!

  "Get rid of the mosquito!"

  "Throw it away? This one? I was just about to throw it!" As the mosquito buzzed around, the paper strip burst open and a black gas had already pounced on him.

  "Ah, boss, how are you playing the art of duplication? Wow, one becomes two, two become four... God has appeared."

  Plop!

  I hastily held onto Mosquito and saw that he was still okay for the time being. According to the contents of the note, something's gone wrong! Ru'er and Yan Xiang!

  Feng Meng rushed out at the first moment, I followed closely behind. If anything happened to them, I would tear this bastard apart.

  I had just gone out when I bumped into Yan Yan and Ru Er, both of whom were also on the verge of collapse, and seeing me they could no longer hold on.

  Hug them both, look around to make sure no one is watching, and quickly leave. Whoever it was that could silently render three new humans powerless without a fight is a dangerous person!

  Fengmang sent us three to Qin Yu's place. As soon as Qin Yu saw the situation of the three, she knew it was not good and immediately closed the door.

  "What's going on with Ye Wei?"

  "I don't know either, it seems like we were ambushed!" I told them about the note we received.

  "The opponent may have a messenger who can use poison and is very cunning. He seems to know our situation, so he doesn't fight head-on, but uses sneak attacks instead. Although the messenger is powerful, our main body isn't that strong, and if the main body gets hurt, the messenger won't be able to exert its strength either." Then he looked at me with a puzzled expression, "How are you unharmed?"

  Dizzy, I have no idea, but now I'm even less human than they are, maybe poison doesn't work on me.

  "This matter still needs you to resolve, take the sharp edge with you, I and the Silver River War Chariot will stay here to protect them!" With the protection of an A-level demon beast, there shouldn't be any problems, and since the opponent is mainly ambushing, having a defense means that the messenger won't let him succeed easily.

  I nodded, now it can only be done this way. With Qin Yu guarding me, I feel more at ease. I'd like to see who is so reckless!

  Looking at Ru'er and Yan Yan's haggard faces, I felt a surge of anger in my heart. The once lively mosquito now only had its buck teeth left to move slightly, but it was also a painful tremble.

  With a single swift motion, he immediately took me flying towards the back mountain. For the first time, I had the urge to kill. I don't offend people, yet people offend me. Is it really true that good people are bullied by others?

  Watching me walk away, Qin Yu fell into confusion...

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