Mosquito: "Little Eagle, why are we going to school so quickly? The task assigned by the eldest has not been completed yet!"
Zhang Ying: "I've been dumped!"
"Isn't that right? Just a few days ago you said everything was going smoothly and we had already video-chatted, how did something go wrong?"
"Zhang Ying: 'Hmph, that woman wants to break up with me, saying my head is too big and will block her sunlight when we walk together!'"
Mosquito: "......"
Zhang Ying: "TNN's, women are not plants, no matter how much sunlight they get, they can't photosynthesize!"
Mosquito: "......"
Zhang Ying: "Mosquito brother, from now on when I see a girl, you come with me."
Mosquito: "Huh?"
"Your head is bigger than mine!"
Three seconds later
Mosquito: "From the contract between me and Wen, come out, MN, simulate a pile of dinosaur sisters for me and trample them to death!"
Mr. Zhang Ying will be immortal forever...
Today is the day when Miao Zi, Zhang Ying and Yan Yan arrive in Shanghai. Everyone has made thorough preparations. First, they went to the train station to pick up Miao Zi and Zhang Ying, then headed to Pudong Airport to pick up Yan Yan in the afternoon.
I'm dizzy, it's so hot today, the three of us are waiting in discomfort, sweating profusely is not an exaggeration at all... The train is actually late, sigh, if I had known earlier, I would have come later. Both my daughter and I are too hot to bear, her lovely face is even redder, extremely cute, and her occasional wiping motion can attract me.
Ye Ru might have felt me staring at her and was even more embarrassed, causing Xue Cai to look us up and down.
Yu Jie is preparing delicious food, so only the three of us are going to pick them up. Wu wu, Xue Ya is really lucky, this hot weather seems to have no effect on her, I haven't seen her sweat at all. In the noisy train station, Ru Er also doesn't dare use Ice Queen, lest she causes trouble.
As a result, Rou'er and I could only pull Xueyao to cool off, the icy skin made us feel refreshed too... although the three of us looked a bit awkward.
"I really can't take you two, can't you just not be so ambiguous?" Xue Ya looked at us helplessly, trying to stay in the corner, but unfortunately, the three of us were too eye-catching, or rather, the two of them were too eye-catching, and others kept glancing over here.
"Coconut, don't blame us, who let your body be so cool? From now on, we'll sleep with you in the summer and save on air conditioning."
"Yes, yes, coconut, it's really too hot, just bear with it for a while, besides, no one knows us anyway!"
"And you know what? Now is the peak period for students returning to school, and everyone passing by is looking at us!"
Xue Ya's silver hair is like a fire starter, wherever she goes, it's a bright spot. With our special combination, many students are sizing us up from top to bottom. Ordinary people would just take a glance and that's it, but those who feel slightly better about themselves start muttering under their breath. As for what they're muttering, I can guess with my legs - out of ten, eight shake their heads, dizzy, what's there to shake? Is the person really that bad?
Jealousy, it's definitely jealousy, I don't care!
"Ke, their gaze at you is so cute." Xueya gently pinched me, the little girl was teasing.
Cute? My body temperature is definitely one or two degrees higher than theirs, always trying to provoke me into anger, while Rou'er sneaks a smile on the side, she likes watching us being silly.
It's possible that the heat wasn't enough to kill, but Xue Cai actually flashed a cool smile at a group of men who were going crazy on this hot day, causing everyone's eyes to widen in shock. Even Rourou was affected by the commotion. The two beauties were both wearing revealing clothes, and Rourou's fiery figure added even more allure in this weather. The easily agitated men were already burning with desire, and after catching a glimpse of her, they couldn't help but want to take another look.
Isn't this taking advantage of my wife?
Look at Xue Ya's complacent appearance, this little girl really thinks I have no way to deal with her. Looking at the two women's charming appearance, my lust is also rising, who fears whom!
Peeking at the right angle, my hand moved down from Xue Ya's waist, and Xiao Nizi immediately felt something was wrong. Unfortunately, one of her hands was pinched by me, and the other arm was held by Rou Er, who, of course, didn't notice that she had become an accomplice.
After all, in the midst of a large crowd, even Xue Cai, who had always been fearless, couldn't take it. However, there was a strange kind of stimulation surging in my heart. Of course, I was the one feeling this way. My hand had already quietly slipped inside her clothes, and it turned out that her skin underneath was even more delicate, so comfortable.
Xue Ya could only grit her teeth and bear it, trying not to show anything abnormal. This feeling was really hard to put into words, a strange kind of discomfort. Her white teeth lightly bit her lip.
I know my touch is a kind of fatal temptation for them, maybe it's the strange practice of the contract, they can't resist me, which is also why I can do whatever I want, although the short skirt is tight, my hand still drilled in, and the soft and plump little butt fell into my grasp.
Xue Ya was like being electrocuted, her body shook violently, and suddenly she remembered that in high school, she had also snuck up on Rou Er during class. Although it was just a touch on the back, it felt the same as now. At that time, I was still a pure-hearted young boy, but unexpectedly, after only half a year, I've become a classic pervert! Alas... progress is really fast!
Rou'er finally felt something was off and lightly turned her head, then quickly turned it back, blushing: "Kuai, you're really shameless!"
Xue Ya could only grit her teeth and endure the strange sensations in her body, although she felt a kind of numb comfort deep down, but her shyness still overpowered it. However, she didn't have the strength to resist, as if she was born to be bullied by this scoundrel.
"Rou'er, you've finally seen her true nature today, wu~"
Ye Rutong was about to refute, but suddenly found that the devil's hand had changed its target. For a moment, she didn't react and was stunned. Xue Cai, on the other hand, let out a long sigh of relief.
Rourou's performance was much worse than Xuecai, Xiaonizi's resistance was almost zero. If it wasn't for Xuecai supporting her, she would have immediately shown her true colors... Their shy appearance was really too beautiful, always "bullying" me, of course I had to save face, isn't it often said that "when you're in the world, you'll eventually have to pay back"?
Although I wanted to continue the exciting game, but considering going down might cause trouble, looking at the surrounding sly group, I reluctantly gave up on taking action.
Rourou and Xueyao both let out a sigh of relief, then the two girls started to pounce on me, it's really unfair, when I'm with them I always use touch, but when they're with me they use kill strength, if my skin wasn't thick I'd be lying in the hospital by now.
The train finally arrived before I collapsed, saving me from the happy and painful dilemma of being in a precarious situation... The getup of the mosquitoes and Zhang Ying still gave us quite a shock.
Floral green plaid shirt, exaggerated yellow shorts, and a mosquito wearing oversized sunglasses, followed by a person-sized trunk, these two rabbits are moving house!
Maybe we were too conspicuous, the mosquitoes discovered us immediately and started sprinting with their big boxes, causing people around to cast sideways glances frequently.
I really want to shout out loud... I don't know them!
"Waaa, boss man, I'm gonna die! The mosquito was shouting while trying to give me a passionate American-style hug, but at the moment of being contaminated, I quickly dodged, my whole body is sweating, wanting to kill me!"
"Boss, you're too heartless! Ah, Ye Ru and Xue Cai are even more beautiful now. No wonder everyone around is looking over here. Let's have a warm hug, classmates!"
Before the mosquito could act, I hastily hugged him and said, "Haha, Mosquito really misses you!"
Dizzy, I'm sweating more than I thought, like a furnace, but seeing the mosquito's smug smile makes me even hotter! Just a short while ago, this guy seems to be much more cunning.
Zhang Ying was on the side, diligently offering sacrifices, and with the mosquito, it was as if they were cast from the same mold.
"What's going on with you guys? You're so late!"
"Boss, if I were allowed to drive the train, it would definitely arrive early!" The mosquito said with a smile and a wave of his hand.
Sweat......, his outfit paired with this action is really flavorful.
This has drawn more attention to us, the beautiful woman and weird man team, especially with the activity car borrowed from my father-in-law, a Chrysler SUV, with a dedicated driver.
The mosquito and Zhang Ying were stunned, "Boss, have you robbed a bank recently?"
"Such a good deal, take me with you next time, I'll bring the wind!"
I'm putting up with it, I'm putting up with it, these two guys are deliberately trying to annoy me, it's really been three days without a fight and the tiles on the roof are being lifted!
"Stop arguing, you two! It's Rourou's turn, hurry up and get on the bus!"
As a result, the two guys ended up fighting over who should get on first, with their heads bleeding and bruised, causing Rourou and Xuey to laugh uncontrollably.
It seems like the days ahead will be lively!
The originally spacious room suddenly had two more people, and it instantly felt a bit cramped. In the afternoon, Yan Yan will also come, four girls living in two rooms, we three can only squeeze into one room. Lacking money is not cool, if I have a lot of cash that would be great, cash?
"Genius mosquito, how's the plan I entrusted you with?" I asked, looking at my logistics minister with the most sincere smile.
"Cough cough, boss, today's weather is great, wow, the sofa is so soft! And there's a TV too, not bad!" The mosquito immediately looked around and spoke to him.
This lamb, it seems like no one's home has a TV, looks like it didn't work out!
" Mosquito, you mean you haven't finished yet? Look at your watch, don't run away, I've been tolerant of you for a long time today!"
It's been a few days since I've seen this guy, and he's become quite agile. Zhang Ying obediently hid aside, but unfortunately, the poor guppy was still affected. A mosquito made a dive, although it escaped from my hands, unfortunately, it didn't brake in time, and the two of them rolled to one side and stacked up like a totem pole.
"Boss, don't blame me, actually there's been a lot of progress, it's all because Xiao Yingzi is no good. This guy spends his whole day playing online romance games and doesn't help out at all, in the end he even got dumped!"
"Ah, I'm going to explode! I've told you a thousand times not to call me by that eunuch's name, and another thing, I didn't get dumped!" Zhang Ying furiously pinched the mosquito's neck.
"Lost love?" As soon as they heard the words, the women's curiosity was piqued. Ruo Er, Xue Ya, and Lian Yu Jie all rushed out, looking curious.
The mosquito didn't know whether it was laughing so hard it couldn't breathe or if it had been pinched, "Haha, this guy, this guy's first confession got rejected, the reason being his face is too big and affects the other person's photosynthesis, haha!"
Zhang Ying had collapsed onto the sofa in despair, his failure was just too overwhelming!
The mosquito patted his shoulder, "Alas, not listening to the old man's words, you're suffering now. Didn't I tell you earlier? In this world, men are still the most reliable, women are tigers, and a woman's heart is the most poisonous. Haven't you heard that before?"
Zhang Ying and I were immediately frightened, jumping far away. Is it a hobby of people with high IQ? The mosquito seemed to have not discovered his language disorder yet, still being complacent.
However, the three women had already blown up and actually made sexist remarks in front of them, mocking the vast number of female compatriots. Zhang Ying and I closed our eyes, only to hear a burst of violent noise beside our ears.
The three girls finally relaxed, "Rain sister hasn't exercised in a long time, it's so refreshing!"
"It seems we both have a talent for boxing."
"Life is about movement, from now on dare to speak recklessly and this is the result!"
The crisp laughter gradually disappeared in the house, and they still had to clean up.
"Women are really tigers! Comrade Mosquito, thank you for your guidance!"
"Hmph, you can be proud of yourselves, go ahead and bully me!" The mosquito rubbed his head, these big sisters were just like the boss, always hitting his genius-level head out of jealousy.
Zhang Ying may not know much, but the mosquitoes have always been with me at the same table. As for my relationship with them, it's well-known, but due to his surname, he never says more than he should. If the same thing were to come out of Zhang Ying's mouth, it would definitely cause a big stir in no time.
Sometimes I wonder what mosquitoes are after. They know I often bully them and take advantage of them, but they don't get angry. Is the thinking of a genius different from that of ordinary people?
"Boss, how have you been lately?" The mosquito rubbed his head and smiled foolishly.
At this moment, I suddenly understood that in this world, apart from men and women, there are also brothers. Not the kind of "brothers" that can be casually spoken out loud, but a silent trust and concern between us, just a simple greeting is enough.
"My goodness, when did I become so sentimental!"
"Alright, how can it be bad? You see I'm in a gentle village, sigh... if you guys hadn't come to disturb me, it would've been even more blissful, hehe!"
At this time, Zhang Ying said cautiously, "Boss, don't be afraid of losing face, rest assured, we are all our own people, and no one will say it out loud. Tell us about how you've been bullied by the beauty recently."
"Ah ah ah, you little stinker, looking for death, don't run!"
At noon, everyone simply ate a little, but even so, Zhang Ying and the mosquito still ate with gusto, and my appetite was gone. By the time I wanted to eat, the table had already been swept clean by them.
"You two are starving ghosts! You don't eat at home and come here to eat!"
"Hehe, boss, don't say that. We're equals, what's yours is mine, and what's mine is still mine." As he spoke, Mosquito finished off the last dish of flower-shaped pastry on his plate.
Waaah, my favorite cauliflower head, this bastard, don't stop me, I'm going to fight him to the death!
"Boss, I'm going out with Little Eagle to check out the scene later, you're in charge of washing the dishes!" Mosquito has been using underworld slang a lot lately, don't know what he's been reading.
"I've told you N times, don't call me by this nickname!"
"Hey, I'm your senior, Little Eagle. You have to listen to me. The codenames for the new employees with three eyes were all given by me. Look at how I've been called Mosquito and didn't say anything, you can tolerate it too!" Mosquito looked very reasonable, but his reason was quite sufficient. Zhang Ying's face was full of pent-up anger, but in the end, he still gave in, hanging his head low as he was pulled away by Mosquito.
Do they know the way?
Almost forgot, Zhang Ying's peeping is a good tool for exploring the road, and I won't have to worry about losing things in the future.
"Two useless guys, eating the most and not doing any work!" muttered to herself while washing dishes, cursing those two guys who were walking on the road and got rejected by an ugly girl.
"Alright, since you're so reluctant, I'll wash it myself." Qin Yu said with a smile.
"Nowhere, with Yu Jie by my side, all painful things will become happy, I just can't bear these two guys bullying me."
"Hey, you've become so sweet-tongued after not seeing each other for a while!" Qin Yu knew my thoughts all too well, pretending to be innocent and offering excessive courtesy.
"Wow, no way! Rain sister hasn't tried it before, how does she know it's sweet?" I cornered Rain sister with a sly smile, such opportunities are getting rarer and rarer, today I must kiss her thoroughly.
"Little pervert, satisfied now?" After a passionate kiss, Yu Jie's lips were slightly swollen, but even more alluring.
At this time, Xue Rui rushed in and smiled ambiguously: "Wow, what are you two doing? Won't you be sneaking food again? Hehe, Lui, hurry to the airport, Yan Yan is almost here."
"Oh, I almost forgot, let's go together."
"You go with Rou'er, I'll help Yu Jie clean up a bit. Hmph, how could you be so heartless and leave Yu Jie alone at home?!"
"It's nothing, Xue Ya. If you want to go, let's go together. I'm a homebody." Qin Yu blinked and smiled, looking more like a gentle wife.
"Hmph, he's not some kind of sticky rice cake that someone wants to stick with all day. I'm here to help Rain Sister!" With that, she pushed me out.
When did Snow Beauty become so considerate of others? Has the sun risen in the west?
Rou'er was even more excited, bouncing and jumping all the way. From our place to the airport is quite far, but having a car and driver made it convenient, otherwise we would have had to take a shuttle bus.
Rou'er warmly linked her arm with mine, whispering to me, the driver immediately understood and raised the partition, and Rou'er and I were in our own little space.
"Heh heh, it's really convenient, isn't it? It'll take a while, how about we...?" I hugged Rourou and looked her up and down, taking in every detail. Upon closer inspection, she seemed to have become even more beautiful, her body also more voluptuous than before. She was gradually starting to look like a mature woman.
"Kai, this is in the car, no, it's not good." Ye Ru really had a hard time making decisions, doing that kind of thing in the car, she never thought about it before, but she wouldn't refuse, after "falling" from then on, she didn't care about anything anymore.
I was just teasing her, it's not that kind of dirty yet, it can't be called dirty if it hasn't reached that level, it's simply silver now, the standard is still not enough, but looking at Rourou's coy and flirtatious appearance, it's really too cute.
Gently kissed the tip of her nose, and smiled: "Little color girl, what are you thinking? I mean, I want to talk to you, listen to what kind of stories our family's Rourou has in her little brain."
At this time, Rourou finally realized that she had been fooled, and coquettishly refused to respond, her small fists constantly patting me, ...it was really like a massage.
Gently in an instant, the little girl pounced into my arms, her delicate body that was still developing pressed against me, "Good girl Rourou has gained a bit of weight."
"Ah, really? Oh no, I knew it, over 100 pounds already, time to go on a diet!" Upon hearing the word "fat", Rourou was startled.
Faint, so are all women based on a hundred kilograms as standard?
"Cough, cough, who dares to say my Rourou is fat? No need for a diet, not even a bit fat. What I mean is that she's become plumper, hehe, the flesh has all grown here." As she said this, she pointed to the beautiful woman's chest in her arms, it was truly too perfect. Now Rourou didn't even dare wear tight-fitting clothes, it was really too eye-catching, stunning like Xuechai's silver hair. The previous Rourou didn't care, but since our relationship was established, there was a complete transformation from an outgoing girl to an introverted one.
Of course, I'm delighted. Rourou's this type of seductive charm is too provocative, it's better to be low-key. Her charm and beauty only need to be shown in front of me, it's not easy to keep so many beauties!
All women are the same, it's unfair to say that beauties lack strong willpower, it's just because they have been tempted too much!
Even if the red apricot is coming out of the wall, it has to be a red apricot!
"Hehe, I'm going to see Yanyan soon, I'm so excited!" Just thinking about it, Rourou got excited and started wiggling in my arms.
"Faint, isn't it? You're so happy, is Yanyan that important to you?"
"Yes, she is my best friend, and also the first one, much earlier than you!" Rourou said with a proud smile. To be exact, the first person to open her heart was YanYan, fortunately, YanYan was a girl, otherwise there wouldn't be me today.
"Wow, no way, Rourou, are you that kind of person?" I asked very "seriously".
"What tendency? What kind of tendency?" Rou'er was dazed by my question.
"That's it, men are called comrades, shouldn't women be called female comrades?" I said with a sly smile.
"Ah, you big rascal, you're the one who's infatuated with someone of the same surname! I and Yan'er are the most genuine friends!" Ru'er angrily pounded on my head, a rare sight to see her react so fiercely.
"Gee, if I were that, what would you do, hehe."
"Hmph, what's so great about it? Do you think I'd die without you?" Ru'er gave me a disdainful look, scornful of my self-pity.
Many things with Ruru are done by me, if there is a bit of male chauvinism in me, it must be cultivated by Ruru, and the result also needs to be enjoyed by her, the one who started it.
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