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One hundred mosquitoes were electrocuted

  "Mosquito: 'Boss, I've always thought you're the most outstanding person I've ever met in my life, whether it's a new human or an old one. You're worthy of my admiration and learning, for the sake of my own life!'"

  "Generally speaking, it's just so-so, nothing special, that's how it is."

  Mosquito: "Sorry, I said an extra word."

  "Knife, rope, sleeping pills, choose one for yourself."

  Spring breeze got the horse hoof urgent, I am now really anxious for just one word, I hate galloping, but have no choice, finally rushed into the classroom at the last moment before the bell rang, my glorious first step!

  Plop!

  Damn it, why is the threshold so high, trying to kill people!

  I got up from the ground with a disheveled appearance, and the whole class stared at me in a daze, followed by a burst of laughter... I didn't expect to become famous like this, it turns out that becoming famous is also such an easy thing.

  I don't even know how embarrassing the situation is now, using a book to cover my head while searching for my seat, good bear, must find my seat before the teacher comes in!

  The goddess didn't abandon me after all, a vacant spot appeared before my eyes, it was as lovely as an angel, almost like using a 100-meter dash speed plus sliding to rush in, panting heavily.

  As soon as I sat down, a teacher with black-rimmed glasses and a small mustache walked in... what a stylish mustache! The constitutional law teacher is indeed extraordinary.

  "Can't you be less rustic!" A crisp voice blew into my ear, instantly dispersing my nervous heart.

  It's already miserable enough today, but someone actually added fuel to the fire. Does he think I'm a sick cat? With a fierce spinning head-turning move, I was ready to show him my power. Do men fear women? Don't be ridiculous!

  But after turning around, I was stunned. The tiger eyes turned into cat eyes. My deskmate was actually a little girl, looking like she's at most 14 or 15 years old... Did I go to the wrong place? Shouldn't I be in middle school?

  My weird movements once again caught the attention of the old man with a small mustache on the podium, scaring me to quickly lower my head. However, universities and high schools are different after all - the old man didn't scold me, instead he began introducing his first lesson, endlessly boasting about himself.

  Breathing a sigh of relief after being freed from attention, I was met with even stronger disdainful gazes. My image continued to shrink while the other person's presence grew larger, completely overwhelming me in terms of aura.

  "Cough, little sister, didn't you take the wrong school? This is a university, you should be in junior high!" I tried to lower my voice and speak softly, after all, she's just a young girl. Seeing her made me think of Xixi, wonder how that little kid is doing in America... sigh, they really look alike, but Xixi is way prettier than her. A little girl like this can only be considered cute.

  But the next second, the two words "cute" were also taken away, my feet were brutally trampled, and it was not just a simple step, but also came with rotation, damn, I must have offended some god, who is determined to make things difficult for me.

  The little girl also lowered her voice and viciously warned: "She's a genius, got it? A genius, not a little sister, you big fool!"

  Rubbing his own feet, he suddenly had a strange idea, if the mosquito and this little girl met, what would it be like? But the mosquito was invulnerable to water and fire... probably wouldn't like this little girl.

  The simplest way to deal with this girl is to ignore her, I didn't seem to have seen her last time, maybe she wasn't here, after all, it's my first class, I should give the teacher some face, it took almost a whole quarter of an hour for this teacher to vent his anger, really can't tell that he's nearly sixty years old, but the next constitutional law course immediately made everyone lose their initial enthusiasm.

  Before class, I always had many fantasies. Even for someone as lazy as me, I flipped through a few pages of textbooks. But truly understanding what seniors said - law is the most boring and tasteless subject, so law schools are generally called sanatoriums. If you're tired, you'll die from exhaustion; if it's easy-going, you'll grow fat. I'm probably the latter type.

  The little girl next to me was actually listening very seriously and not as boring as I had imagined, but I could only force myself to continue listening, though I've already started regretting why I didn't bring a book to sneak a peek at.

  Just right, I can observe the classmates in our class. In the first semester, we mainly attend classes together as a class, which helps to improve the relationship between us. Starting from next semester, it will be free elective courses, and it's hard for everyone in the same class to gather together. Last time I didn't look carefully, for example, this person next to me is a leftover, genius or not, my little brother Mosquito is the real genius, also my little brother, this little girl, sooner or later will be replaced by Mosquito, compare IQ? Hmph!

  It turns out that we also have beauties, no wonder I always feel that the boys' eyes are always glancing in the same direction from time to time. The difference between university and high school is that, apart from studying, there is another important task in life, which is finding a girlfriend. If you don't enjoy love in college, you'll be at a loss when you enter society, so almost all single wolves are looking for their own little sheep, beauties are naturally the first choice.

  The girl sitting in the middle on the left side of the bed is really good-looking, although not as beautiful as Ruru and others, but she's really cute. She's very serious during class, constantly taking notes, her serious expression is lovely, with a kind of static beauty, and she knows how to dress up, lightly made-up, it really has the effect of adding the finishing touches, first impression is not bad, 85 points.

  "Lü Ling'er, 19 years old, from Hangzhou, unmarried, no boyfriend, entered with high scores in the second place of the economic law department, ranked fifth in the law school's beauty ranking, likes basketball, tennis, swimming, but no matter how I look at you, there's no hope." The little girl next to her muttered to herself.

  No wonder the guy next to me is a little gossip, so young and yet so gossipy, growing up like this will definitely make him unmarriageable!

  It was as if she had seen through my thoughts, and the little girl gave me a disdainful expression. "I don't want to know, but it's not easy to forget something you've heard before, Ye Lei!"

  Cough cough, this is really ruthless, with cutting and beating, I was also pressed for a while.

  "Ah, fellow student, do you know me? I was just casually looking and didn't mean anything else. She's really impressive, wonder who got first place?" Turns out I'm still somewhat known, at least this girl knows me.

  "Besides me, do you think there's anyone else? And don't be so smug, the reason I know your name is because you and Chao Tiancai Xiang Wen are from the same school, I want to ask for your help in introducing us."

  I'm done, this little girl is going to make me vomit blood. If we weren't still in class now, I would have exploded already. She can't mess with me and get away with it, but for now, I can only grit my teeth and swallow my anger.

  It's not easy to hold on until the end of class, I found myself almost fainting, this girl is simply a devil, constantly attacking you from various spiritual levels, I swept across the entire classroom, just one lesson like that, if it goes on for another 80 minutes, I dare not guarantee whether I will collapse.

  The classroom was suddenly bustling, people from all over the country gathered together and there were always plenty of topics to discuss. Luckily, although our classroom is small, there are still two empty seats, one next to our school flower Lü Ling'er, but the boys probably have ulterior motives and no courage, while the girls feel ashamed and afraid of becoming a foil. The other seat is in the farthest corner at the back, almost as soon as I spotted it, I grabbed my book and rushed over, my excitement level comparable to seeing a mythical creature's aura, drawing frequent glances from others.

  But when I arrived at my destination, I immediately wilted. The stool there didn't even have a board, if you really sat down, it would be strange not to crack your buttocks.

  Looking at the time, it's almost class time again. The little girl is smiling complacently, as if saying, "You can't escape, just like a monk can't escape his temple."

  I was looked down upon by a young girl, and I might have been so angry that I forgot who was sitting next to the remaining seat, and I plopped myself down.

  The vast number of male compatriots can allow that position to be empty, but suddenly there is one more person, and the gaze sweeps over, becoming the target of public criticism in an instant. It was only then that I realized how big a mistake I had made, deliberately sitting next to the beauty, wasn't it provoking public anger?

  Fortunately, the school bell rang on time, and for me, it was like heavenly music. I never thought that I would have today, and the terrifying school bell has always been a nightmare for students.

  To avoid misunderstanding, I was quite serious and cautious, absolutely not looking at the female classmates beside me, who were pretty good-looking, but not enough to make me take the initiative to pursue them. However, in other people's eyes, it might seem otherwise.

  Teacher Xiao Hu Zi started talking again, sometimes saying the importance of the constitution, and sometimes pointing out that there are still big problems with the implementation of the constitution in reality, speaking with flying eyebrows and dancing colors.

  The people under the podium are drowsy, not because the teacher's lecture is bad, but this stuff is really too heavy for us who are in the active period. The seniors also said that when we enter the courses of civil law and criminal law, with more practical cases, the situation will be much better.

  "Is that Ye Kuang? Doesn't your posture get tiring?" Lü Ling'er found this person quite amusing. He was a curious creature - if you said he had a small temper, then why did he dare to sit next to her in full view of everyone? If you said he had a big temper, then after sitting down, his posture never changed, head held high and chest out, eyes straight ahead, hands grasping the book, but not even flipping one page.

  I was determined not to cause trouble, so I just sat down and didn't make any moves that would disappoint the vast number of hungry FANS. The power of the masses is great, this is something I still understand.

  But the beautiful woman next to me suddenly asked a question, and immediately let out all the air I had been holding in. Tired, of course tired, my waist is sore too, who would feel better if they didn't move during class?

  "Cough cough, you wouldn't also know my name just because I'm from the same hometown as Xiang Wen, would you?"

  The beauty gently shook her head, and my self-feeling immediately improved a lot. It seems that I still have someone to pay attention to me, and the level of the courtyard flower is also barely enough. But why is it always so short-lived?

  "It's because you're in the same school as Xue Cai, the third-place winner of the campus beauty pageant." Lü Ling'er looked at me with some curiosity.

  "Yue Wei, what's wrong with you? Are you feeling uncomfortable somewhere?"

  Dizzy, uncomfortable, risked life to hide here from little girl's blow, but got blown again, heart shattered.

  "Nothing, just the usual problem again." I could only reply helplessly, but looking at the beauty's eyes, my impression score dropped again. Anyway, it doesn't matter, best not to disturb me and let me finish my first university lesson easily.

  The little mustache on the podium is so cute, at least what he says won't hurt me.

  Maybe today is really a lucky day, Xiao Hu Zi thought I was a good student since I listened to his lecture so actively and seriously, and he smiled all over his face when he called me up.

  "This classmate, I ask you a question, what do you think about the severe crackdown during special times?"

  I'm bitter about just one thing, who did I provoke, can't I just sit up straight and look ahead, but that doesn't mean I want to be questioned by the teacher, the people below have already started gloating, my behavior of sitting next to Yua has made me lose the foundation of the masses.

  Woe is me!

  However, the problem still needs to be faced. I have some self-respect and although I'm not a genius like Xiang Wen, I'm definitely not stupid. After thinking for a moment and recalling what Xiaohuzi said earlier, I had an idea. "Yes, teacher, this is my opinion: in a country ruled by law, everything should be done according to the law. Therefore, the administrative order of severe punishment does not conform to the basic law. However, every country's situation is different, especially our country has a large population and relatively low legal awareness. Sometimes such administrative orders still have some practical needs, it's hard to say whether they are right or wrong. This is my personal opinion."

  Actually, I was just casually talking nonsense to get by, but Xiao Huzi's gaze at me was not ordinary. He slapped the table and said, "Good, very good! This classmate has basically grasped the spirit of law."

  Then another long-winded speech, with himself as the protagonist.

  The beautiful woman beside me lightly touched me and smiled: "I didn't expect you still have two tricks up your sleeve."

  Dizzy, it's not just twice, you just don't know, if everyone knew, wouldn't I be the one who won't get married? "Blindly, actually I'm nervous to death."

  I don't dislike communicating with beautiful women, it's just that the environment isn't quite suitable and my mind is preoccupied with thoughts of Rourou, so I don't have the energy to entertain her.

  Seeing me being indifferent and even a bit impatient, Lü Ling'er felt uncomfortable in her heart. Beautiful women are born with a sense of superiority, even when they are approachable and humble, they always feel that in this situation, the one who should be reacting like this is themselves, and the other person's behavior is simply losing face for them.

  Although it wasn't that exaggerated, Lü Ling'er was not very pleased and intentionally found a topic to ask in a low voice: "Are you familiar with Xue Cai, is she really that beautiful?"

  For herself not being elected as the school flower, she had a lot to say, but in her heart, she still felt somewhat resentful. The beautiful girl was always confident in herself and indeed hadn't seen anyone like her before. The photos online were quite different from reality, of course, for the first and second place, she completely admired them, that girl was so beautiful it was unbelievable, even the other girls couldn't help but admire her.

  Lü Ling'er may not have noticed, but due to her active conversation, the power of the cursed eyes aimed at me increased several times. If it weren't for the training under Rú'ěr and the others, I'm afraid I would have fallen already.

  "Snowy, you're not bad looking, your skin is great, but your temper is too bad and you love to eat vinegar." This is my comment on Snow Beauty, because among the three girls, Snowy is indeed not the most beautiful. After the second evolution, her skin has become very good, and she's always changing ways to "bully" me, and eating vinegar is even more unbearable, especially compared to Rou'er's gentle warmth.

  My most casual remark, however, left Lü Ling'er speechless. This person was really good at talking big. Xue Ya, the third-ranked school flower, was actually evaluated like this. She had also heard comments that said Xue Ya was absolutely a beautiful and elegant girl, anyone who saw her couldn't help but feel affectionate towards her, with a gentle yet strong personality, a fashionable and feminine surname... it was really far from being a bad temper. However, this person was still Xue Ya's classmate, at least for now he still had the right to speak.

  Lü Ling'er suddenly felt curious about this person, who ignored her but spoke such words to the beauty. What kind of person was he?

  Anyway, I spent the next two classes in a daze, and as soon as the class was over, I rushed out like flying, but just took two steps, I was pulled back by that underage little girl.

  "Cough cough, what's wrong with you, classmate? Why are you pulling me? I have something on."

  "You promised to introduce me to Wen Tong, have you forgotten so soon?" The little girl tilted her head, as if saying you want to renege on the deal.

  Look at the eyes around, especially those of my female colleagues. This is not quite right, as if I had done something deceitful to a child. You little devil, you're so cruel, one day I'll make you pay.

  "Ah, yes, but not today, some other time." I could only decline with a pleasant smile in the face of public pressure.

  "Really? What's going on? I can wait for you to finish, I really want to see the legendary genius champion." After speaking, she looked pitiful, her big eyes blinking, with a sparkling tear in the corner of her eye.

  This lovely and pitiful expression immediately won over the crowd, and Lü Ling'er couldn't help but say, "You were all from the same school before, you should keep in touch often, just agree to this small request of hers."

  Alas, depressed. Everyone's mouth is sharp as a knife. People are drifting in the world, who can avoid being hurt? Forget it, I admit defeat. Let's find someone to get rid of this guy.

  When she saw me nodding, the little witch immediately jumped up excitedly, and Lü Ling'er also smiled slightly, thinking that her words had taken effect.

  I walked out of the classroom in a huff and had only taken a few steps when I bumped into something - it was a mosquito, how timely!

  "Boss, long time no see, you look as great as ever!"

  Wow, it's been a few days and his flattering skills have improved, but I'm the one who has suffered a lot because of him.

  "Alright, I'm going to see Rou'er now. Hey, this is my classmate, also a genius, who admires you and wants to exchange ideas with you. Ah, what's your name again?"

  The little girl really isn't ordinary, as soon as she heard the person in front of her was Xiang Wen, she immediately dumped me. Unexpectedly, the mosquito also stared blankly at this young girl, and the two were locked in a gaze.

  "How much?"

  「260。」

  "How about you?"

  「320。」

  The conversation between two people has left us all bewildered, are all geniuses like this? It really is a case of birds of a feather flocking together.

  Looking at this little girl, I couldn't help but think of Xixi. Maybe Xixi was also a very smart girl, but she was much prettier than her. Although she was also a bit mischievous, she was more lovely, and I really miss her a bit.

  Looking at the mosquito's strange expression, a thought suddenly flashed through his mind: could this guy have been electrocuted?

  Mosquitoes like this type of underage girl?

  Forget it, I won't bother with them, I'm going to go see my own darling Rourou!

  But just as I had walked a short distance, an unwelcome guest blocked my way, and that tuft of golden hair was quite eye-catching!

  What is a successful life? Jin Lao Da gave a classic definition:

  Marrying a wife should be like Xiao Zhao, gentle and considerate.

  Making friends should be like Linghu Chong, with two knives inserted in his armpits.

  The best way for a man is to be like Qiao Feng, passionate and heroic in the Jianghu world.

  Come out and mix with Wei Xiaobao, indulging in a sea of flowers.

  Rourou and Xiaozhao are a good match, whether in terms of beauty or character. Xiaozhao is like a Persian saintess, while Rourou's family property is not small either. Although Wenzhong may not be as handsome as Linghu Chong, his IQ is definitely higher than his. As for Brother Qiao, such a hero... has more heart than strength. Finally, Wei Daxia is an idol figure who must promote the spirit of studying and learning again and again.

  But this yellow-haired classmate in front of me seems to have nothing to do with me, could it be that he wants to fight me one-on-one again for Xue Cai?

  "Haha, Ye brother, we meet again! I have something on my mind that I'd like to discuss with you."

  It seems like there's nothing much to talk about between us, but this guy last time was quite chivalrous. If it were an ordinary person, they would have hated me, their love rival, to death. I've had a good impression of him because of that.

  "What's up? My friend is in hospital and I'm just about to go take care of her."

  As for my attitude, Wang Zhengzhi was a bit surprised and delighted, he was still thinking of ways to get me to cooperate, didn't expect me to be so friendly and pleasant.

  "Nothing much, just something I want to ask, it's not very convenient to talk here, can we change places?" Huang Mao said cautiously, these things are really inconvenient to say here.

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