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One hundred and two Bald for love

  What is obsession?

  Look at the vast number of Buddhist monks, they recite "Amitabha Buddha" all day long. What is Amitabha Buddha?

  Skull's correct answer: "I don't have hair"

  Three classes, one hundred and twenty minutes have finally ended. To be honest, it's only been a few days since the start of school, and just after a long holiday, now is the time when I'm most motivated to study and also the most confident about university life... but why did I sleep for eighty whole minutes?

  Is it that I'm too decadent, too lacking in enterprising spirit? But looking around me, at least a third of the people are in a state of semi-sleep, another third are completely asleep, and the remaining third are in an excited state. Probably only a handful of people are actually listening to the lesson, while some others are engrossed in their fantasy novels - boys reading martial arts fantasies, girls reading romance novels, occasionally exchanging a few words with each other.

  What's even more surprising is that the teacher didn't seem to care about this situation, I guess that's the difference between university and high school. For university teachers, we are already adults and need to take responsibility for our own actions, as long as we don't disrupt the class, they generally won't intervene.

  With a contradictory mood, I didn't realize until I walked out of the classroom that it was so lively and bright outside!

  A shiny head, really smooth and bright, can even emit sunlight!

  Wow, it's actually Huang Mao... Now should be called no hair or bald head.

  What is the most pitiful thing in this world?

  Wang Zhengzhi finally understood the truth, heard my last condition, after repeated consideration and careful thought, he finally decided to shave his head clean, so the problem of running a car was also solved, anyway hair would still grow back.

  The problem is that a change occurred, when he looked at the bright and shiny head in the mirror, an ominous thought suddenly rose to his mind, but he really didn't know where the problem was. However, this suspicion was soon resolved because he actually couldn't grow hair anymore, not even a single strand was visible. The most tragic thing is that all of his ×◎#¥ All-weather Intelligent Legion's humanoid envoys also turned into bald heads, a bald legion.

  Is it God punishing his greed?

  It's come to this, and there's nothing else to be done but accept it.

  But his bald head was too shiny, making him, who wasn't very popular before, suddenly become the headline of the school's chart. It's said that they're going to add a new "school grass" with a single surname, and girls seem to like this bald hairstyle too. Before, he tried every means to get attention, but now he becomes the focus and highlight with just a casual appearance.

  At the sight of him, I couldn't help but burst out laughing. Huang Mao, oh no, I'm wrong, it's Tu Zi's expression that started to darken, with blue veins popping out on his face, but he still managed to hold back.

  At this time, a silly guy who might want to show off his eyesight in front of his girlfriend laughed and said: "This bald man's head is so bright and shiny, it can be used as a mirror."

  In the blink of an eye, Wang Zheng had rushed to his front and was suddenly lifted up by the neck with one hand. The burly guy was also a man, weighing over 100 kilograms, but he was actually lifted up by someone's single hand. The onlookers were immediately shocked.

  "I'm not bald, this is a shaved head, do you understand?" Wang Zhengzhi glared fiercely at the guy who dared to offend him, but the other party was pinched by him and stuttered, unable to breathe.

  "Alright, stop it before someone gets killed!" I hastily stopped the guy, although he was being rude, but not to the point of risking his life.

  But thinking about it, he and I have similar temperaments, interestingly.

  Wang Zhengzhi casually pushed the person away, and as he was about to leave, he fiercely stared at him. However, the family member who had been complacent just a moment before didn't dare make a sound, and hastily retreated into the crowd.

  "Can you not, don't look at me with that kind of gaze, OK?" Wang Zhengzhi said word by word, staring at the culprit who was depressed to the extreme.

  "Cough, sorry, although I think this hairstyle, oh, is more suitable for you, but really can't understand why you want a bald head?" I couldn't help but laugh and say, anyone who sees such a wonderful bald head can't help but laugh...can save electricity at night.

  "You, you, you..." Wang Zheng was about to explode with anger, but things had already come to this point, and he could only muster the spirit of a ninja. Endure, endure, and endure some more, until there's nothing left to endure, then endure once again!

  "Is it just you saying that as long as I get rid of my blonde hair, I can meet up with my older brother and talk things over?"

  "Dizzy, you misunderstood me. I just wanted you to dye your hair back to black, not shave it all off!" I shrugged helplessly, trying my best to suppress the urge to burst out laughing.

  A shrill cry of despair echoed through the campus.

  Looking at Wang Zhengzhi, who was hanging his head in shame, he felt a little apologetic. "Don't be discouraged, to be honest, your image is much better than before, and aren't you fond of being the center of attention? The effect now isn't bad at all, you've become even more handsome!"

  I didn't expect I would have a day when I praise others, but after hearing my words, the bald man's expression improved a lot.

  "Really? That's good! I wonder if Snow Fairy will like my new look?"

  "This guy is crazy, bringing up my woman in front of me. But thinking about it, it's not surprising, there are at least 800 people who have a crush on Rourou and the others. If I were to mind every single one of them, I'd be exhausted to death. Forget it, let them do what they want."

  "Aw, Baldy, stop daydreaming! Arrange a meeting for me with that guy!" There was still some resentment left, and it had to be vented through the way he addressed him.

  However, this title is a sore spot for Wang Zhengzhi. No matter who the other person is, as soon as they grab his collar, "I'm telling you again, seriously, I'm not bald, at most I'm just shaved, and it's on purpose, my hair will grow back later, got it?"

  "Will it grow back?" Hair will naturally grow back, but he said that and I started to have doubts. His bald head is really different from a normal one, there's no hair at all, you can apply wax and use it as a mirror, and even reflect sunlight, haha.

  Upon hearing my doubts, Wang Zheng immediately became disheartened and lacked confidence, "Nonsense, of course it will grow out!"

  The more Baldy acted like this, the more unnatural he seemed, and his expression was really too fake. It didn't resemble his usual arrogant style at all. If it were true, I would have been anxious about my doubts long ago. Could it be...

  Seeing my strange gaze, Wang Zheng straightened up even more and said: "Don't look at me like that, I'm not bald!"

  I couldn't help but burst out laughing, and before he exploded, I patted his shoulder and said with a smile: "Alright, no need to explain, let's just pretend I never asked."

  Maybe God thought we two were too bored, five rascals blocked our way, their expression was simple - picking a fight!

  My temper is still okay, but the bald guy next to me is a powder keg. In fact, most of the new humans don't have good tempers either. After all, young people with power don't like to be silent. The bald guy just suffered a major blow in life and hasn't vented yet. Someone actually came to him looking for trouble, it's like falling from the sky. If they were new humans, that would be best, but unfortunately, judging by their appearance, they should all be ordinary people.

  One of the green-haired guys, who was in a hurry to do turtle hair, chewed gum and said with a grin, "Hey, you two little classmates, brothers are a bit tight on hand, can I borrow a thousand or eight hundred yuan?"

  The other four people also followed with a strange laugh. For such a small mixed gang, five to two had an advantage, let alone the opponent was only two college students.

  "Hey, baldy, your head is so shiny! Come on, let me take a photo of you and see if it's loud enough, haha."

  Looking at the five people's complacent appearance, I can only pray for them. Originally, I shouldn't have touched this troublemaker and wouldn't need to go to the hospital, but now it's hard to say.

  King Zhengzhi, who was furious but laughing, looked up and down at the five idiots, just like a butcher sizing up pork, "Money, I have a lot here, but it doesn't seem like I'm lending it to you, what can be done?" As he spoke, he pulled out his wallet from his pocket, took out a 100-yuan bill and waved it around, and from the movement, it could be seen that there was a thick stack inside, and the card in the side pocket of the wallet would not be empty either.

  Five people looked at each other and smiled, their luck was exceptionally good, they really encountered a fat sheep, although it wasn't the target, but since it's with the target, they naturally treated them equally, at most it could be considered as buying one get one free, this deal was a bargain.

  "Kid, leave the wallet behind and you can go. As for this guy next to you, we have some things to discuss with him." The five of them smiled at each other, surrounding us.

  Dizzy, it's actually looking for me, who else have I offended? Trouble makers keep emerging one after another. Flies don't bite people, but they're annoying when they hover around you.

  But Wang Zheng didn't plan on continuing the nonsense with them, it had been a long time since he last fought and his hands were itching for action. Since they were going to fight anyway, he might as well take the initiative!

  A swift and severe punch, the leader of the group fell to the ground, had to keep flowing, others saw it, immediately surrounded him, then it was a full-on fight.

  Wang Zhengzhi's fighting skills are better than I imagined, although my physical evolution is more thorough. However, when it comes to fighting, I'm actually far inferior. But watching their movements is still quite interesting. Four people ganging up on one person, but the bald guy is playing them like a fiddle, turning them around in circles. The encirclement tactic can't even be formed, and they often end up hurting each other instead.

  "With your kind of stinky standards, you dare to come out and mix? Lie down!" After a flurry of punches and kicks, the four people also lay on the ground, pretending to be dead.

  Wang Zheng directly grabbed one of them and fiercely gave him two slaps, "You little brat, tell me, who sent you here?"

  I ended up being a bystander, but this guy's "thug skills" were quite professional, scaring people with such flair... I don't believe he got into school through exams even if you killed me, after all it's still relatively rare these days, and I've never seen anyone who has evolved both their brain and body. Using U-turn's influence to get this done would probably be a piece of cake too.

  Living in this secular world, the ordinary people's world, a powerful force is still indispensable. If I have a strong organization, it can indeed avoid many disputes.

  Since we can't live in peace, let's make others fear us!

  Now I increasingly feel that the decision to bomb U-turn headquarters is absolutely correct, if not they would not take the initiative to contact me and want to negotiate with me. This world still follows the law of power.

  "Cough, brothers, we're all in this together, this time we've lost. Let's just admit it and spare us the trouble!" The leader had no choice but to lower his head, as their opponent's incredible strength was overwhelming, and there was no way to tell from his slender build that he possessed such power.

  There were too many things he didn't expect!

  Wang Zhengzhi, how could he be so easily fooled? Another slap in the face. "Heh heh, if you're going to fall, you should have the appearance of falling. Speak up, who is it? If you don't say anything, that's fine too. Tell me, can I twist off one of your arms?"

  With a surge of strength in his hand, the other party immediately cried out in pain and begged for mercy, "Big brother, I say, quickly let go!"

  "Come on, don't waste my energy, hurry up!"

  "We actually don't know who the other person is, that little brother might have offended someone in the local underworld, they let us teach him a lesson, you see, we are also forced to do so, otherwise we can't mix in this circle."

  Wang looked at me and then at the five people on the ground. Seeing that I had no objection, he kicked them a few times and let them roll away.

  "I'm telling you, Ye Ruo, I helped you deal with such a big problem, shouldn't you be saying thank you?" Wang Zhengzhi said indignantly, looking at Ye Ruo's nonchalant expression, although he himself was feeling quite pleased.

  "Hehe, thanks, Baldy." As soon as the words left my mouth, I quickly covered it with my hand, but it was too late. I guess I'm used to giving people nicknames and it just slipped out.

  Wang Zhengzhi's face turned blue with rage, his blood boiling over, and using the messenger was a bit of a strain on his muscles and bones, but not beating him up wouldn't do, being able to play basketball means you can fight!

  He didn't even say a word and just kicked off, fortunately, one look at his eyes and I knew something was wrong, this guy's body always precedes his brain.

  "Afro Thunder, Activate!"

  Wang Zheng was imagining the wonderful scene of his flying kick hitting the opponent, to be honest, he had wanted to beat up the guy in front of him more than once or twice, and now he finally had the chance, but reality and desire always differed by just a little bit, and his foot stopped one centimeter away from me.

  It's not that Wang Zheng didn't want to move, but his whole body couldn't move, as if it had stiffened, and the feeling was unbearable.

  I gently put down the bald man's foot, and my determination to give him this nickname for free became even firmer. "Hehe, Baldy classmate, don't be so angry, can't you see that this title is quite fitting? As a person, one should have an open mind and face life calmly, right?"

  I smiled and sized up Wang Zheng's bald head, the more I looked at it, the cuter it became, in the end, I couldn't help but touch it, wow, so smooth!

  Wang Zhengzhi's expression was even more ugly, as if he had swallowed a live mouse, his tail wagging wildly outside, his head still stuck in his throat, really wanting the earth to explode at this moment.

  The bald man might have wanted to speak, but his lips trembled slightly and he couldn't make a sound. He was unable to cast the spell thoroughly, only his eyeballs could still move around.

  "Hey, Baldy, let's make a deal."

  As soon as he heard the two words "bald head", Wang Zheng immediately glared with anger, his eyes almost popping out, but still useless, with a glare that could kill, who's afraid of whom!

  He stared at me, and I said, "Baldy, this is one of the methods that the high-ranking person taught me to use my demonic powers. Not bad, huh?"

  The incantation is not a demon power, I don't know how it transforms with the demon power, but it's indeed a kind of power, just like the immobilization incantation, the bald man's entire body was controlled by a power similar to the demon power, so he couldn't move.

  Wang Zheng couldn't help but feel even more depressed, and again it was this strange move. Last time was the same, that circular thing was able to block the full-scale smart army's bombing, and today's was even stranger. It really seemed like the legendary immobilization technique, when he attacked, it seemed like a flash of light, but there was no demonic energy reaction, so he didn't pay attention, and as a result, he became a wooden puppet.

  Perhaps he was too tired from staring, the bald man's eyes began to wander, and it was almost time, I removed his linguistic shackles.

  "I'm not bald!"

  This was Wang Zhengzhi's first sentence after recovering his ability to speak, followed by deep breaths. It wasn't until then that he felt being able to speak was truly a wonderful thing.

  "Alright, Baldy, I know you're not bald, don't you think this nickname is lovely?"

  Wang Zheng was already out of patience, he thought he was shameless enough, but the guy in front of him was even more shameless, actually insisting on giving others nicknames, and still being so perverse.

  "Baldy, you're so cute! From now on, I'll call you that. If you agree, speak up; otherwise, I won't let you go!"

  It's not that I must have this nickname, but it's hard to get off the tiger's back. If I give up halfway, I'll miss the chance to subdue him. This guy is quite capable, although he appears to be reckless and uninhibited on the surface, he's actually very naive and innocent, which can also be seen from his messenger.

  "No way! I'm not bald, let me go quickly, or else I won't be polite!"

  "Ah, you want to be impolite? I was thinking of calling you Baldy, even though I know you're not bald. What do you think?"

  "Fine, you're confident, I don't believe you can keep me trapped like this forever. Let's just drag it out then." Wang Zheng straightened his attention, as soon as the restraints disappeared, no matter what, he would come at him with a fierce battle first.

  "Yes, I certainly can't keep you captive forever. We have no grudges against each other and we're quite compatible. I also can't kill you. What to do? If I strip your clothes off and put on a nude show, I wonder how much money it would make? One yuan per ticket, what do you think of this price?"

  It's been a long time since I've felt this happy and pleased. In the past, it was always lively with mosquitoes around, but now that they've moved on to bigger things, I can sense a similar atmosphere from this guy... Speaking of which, he could be considered my love rival, but not in the strictest sense. Xue Ya is mine, and this guy is just a hopeless unrequited love. There are at least 800 people like him in school, and the number of love letters they receive every day is countless.

  "You, you, you." Wang Zhengzhi "you"-ed for half a day but didn't get any reasonable response from the other side, who was truly a standard "**naked**" threat.

  "You dare to threaten me!" The bald man glared at me furiously, but that stubbornness was gone, and he was clearly all bark and no bite.

  "Business is a threat that can't be refused, haha."

  I'm finding myself having more and more of a devilish potential lately.

  "Come on, I only see threats, where's the sweet talk?" Wang Zhengzhi was really afraid of stripping, his pure body was dedicated to the silver-haired goddess, of course whether she wanted it or not was another matter.

  "Listen up, kid! I've established a new human faction, and although we don't have many members yet, they're all elites. Under my brilliant leadership, we'll definitely become something big in the future. And since you seem like a sincere guy, I'll let you join us. Isn't this a great opportunity?... Baldy!"

  Wang Zhengzhi felt that he had really met his match this time. He was always the one who took advantage of others, but he never thought there would be a day like today. Was it true that there was a God and a cycle of cause and effect?

  "Hurry up, are you going to strip or be my little brother? Baldy, look at the pretty girls around us, they're all interested in your bald head, I'm sure they'll be even more interested in your body!"

  "You, you're ruthless! I admit it, let me go quickly!" Wang Zheng was thoroughly disheartened and hung his head in defeat. He shouldn't have come out today, running into a wolf in sheep's clothing.

  "Hehe, your decision is absolutely right, but isn't it a bit of a show of your sincerity? Just talking big doesn't seem too reliable, I'm afraid that the moment I let my guard down, you'll turn around and destroy me, this newly acknowledged old boss. The power of that stunningly smart military legion still makes me shudder!"

  "You're ruthless! I swear on my mother's name, from now on you're my big brother. Are you satisfied?!" Wang Zheng said word by word, but the resentment in his heart was another matter altogether.

  "OK, GOOD! It would have been better if it had ended so quickly!" He said, lifting the immobilization spell. His mood was refreshing to the extreme. I believed his words, just like I'm good at reading people too. It's said that kings must have a pair of wise eyes, haha."

  Finally able to move, Wang Zheng couldn't wait to stretch his limbs. Seeing the smile all over my face, he was truly conflicted to the extreme, glaring at me with a huff, but after locking eyes for a second, he lowered his head and called out in a nasal tone: "Big brother!"

  "Ah, good boy, baldy, so cute!" I didn't expect to have another adorable little brother, life has become even more wonderful. After the three-eyed one entered university, they finally expanded and it's a strong and capable person.

  Wang Zheng nodded as if resigned to his fate, life is not always as one wishes, perhaps this is just fate.

  "Heh heh, Baldy, don't you also want to get to know the demon master who can tame an A-level demonic beast?"

  "Awesome, cough cough, of course, who wouldn't want to know such an earth-shaking figure? I'm not saying, even if it's U's boss, he might not be his opponent. And yet, he's a powerful sorcerer, simply China's strongest new human being, able to challenge Europe's strongmen. Grandma's, let them witness the power of Chinese people." Wang Zhengzhi shook his head and said, fortunately swallowing the word "废" (waste) in time.

  "It's me!"

  At that time, I didn't think too much about it. Since we were going to be friends, there was no need to hide this from him.

  The bald man listened to my answer and was stunned for a while, then stammered: "This... what did you just say? Can you repeat it again?"

  I'm sure those who have seen that power will think I'm crazy when they hear my confession. Some might even think I've got a screw loose. Haha, but the truth is, there's no such thing as a senior, that person is me. I have some personal scores to settle with U-turn, and these idiots keep causing trouble for me three times five times, if I don't teach them a lesson, they won't know their place. But this is just between you and me, don't even tell your brother, it's always good to be cautious, it'll do us good in the end.

  The bald man's eyes were filled with an eerie gaze, he wanted to believe but didn't dare to, he had turned over countless ideas in his head, but never thought that the person with such great power was me. In his impression, such a strong power could only appear among the earliest batch of new humans, how could a newly born new human possibly have such great power?

  "How old are you, really?" Wang Zheng straightened up a bit, eyeing me with suspicion as if I were some kind of thousand-year-old demon, but he didn't seem to doubt this fact anymore. Believing is believing, and it doesn't need too many reasons.

  "Dizzy, I just woke up a bit strangely, that's all."

  "Cough cough, it's strange, the level of this word is too low, that kind of power can simply dominate the world, if it were me, I would have challenged everywhere already, awesome!"

  "Haha, let's put aside our differences for now, go get your brother and it's about time we had a face-to-face talk with them." Sometimes you need a face-to-face opportunity.

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