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  | You have looked deeply perhaps it is time for this tale to be told properly, fully, righteously, wrathfully, and solemnly. Do not be afraid not all is lost and I will shield, protect, heal, guard, fight, destroy, and ERRADICATE the threats who would stop from telling this tale. |

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