Women can sometimes be unreasonable creatures.
The first slap is nothing, but the second one is a disaster out of nowhere.
Lei Wen also got angry and suddenly jumped up: "Are you the boss or am I the boss?"
"...you're the boss." Laila replied in a mosquito humming voice.
"Turn around, face the wall and stick out your butt."
"What do you want to do?" Leila hurriedly covered her little butt.
"Take this!" Raven snarled.
Layla panicked and turned around to run.
But it doesn't matter anyway.
Leiwen grabbed Laila with one hand and swung his big hand, "slap slap slap" three times, decisively slapping the little butt of a certain goddess three times.
Laila's whole body was on fire, her face flushing with shame as she glared at Raven with gritted teeth.
The little loli was furious: "My father emperor has never spanked my butt! In the past two thousand years, no one has ever spanked my butt! You... you bastard!"
Alas! Little loli is still little loli. Even scolding people is so elegant.
As a traverser who is proficient in the national language, Raven can scold people with 108 words without repeating. So Leila's level is simply child's play.
Lei Wen slowly replied while digging his ears, "You really don't want to hit me, do you? If you let your avatar disappear, then nothing would have happened."
"Ah, I see..." Laila said with a look of sudden realization.
It's hopeless for this guy.
"Wait, Raven, how did you change the subject again?"
“……”
"No way, I'm going to spank you too."
“……”
After some thought, it seems that I still owe Raven a lot of favors. Laila gritted her teeth: "I will definitely get revenge. Just name your price, what do I need to do to hit you in the butt."
Damn it, what kind of thinking is this? This messy nonsense can't be saved!
Lei Wen's face turned black: "Sorry, selling ass isn't a man. You can get out."
"Waaaah——" Laila burst into tears.
Ignoring Leila, Raven continued his journey of possessing magical dolls.
Sometimes he became a dragon skeleton, crushing large tickets of earth spirits.
Sometimes he possesses an iron golem and hangs out in a tomb, whipping up an army of skulls.
Within 24 hours, he possessed a total of 83 times. He finally completed the number of one thousand that Shuni required.
When Raven walked out of the room, he saw Layla teaching Belle how to use illusions.
"Boss, look!" Bell made a fierce dash, the whole bear transformed into a flash of lightning, and then in Raven's astonished gaze, pulled out three giant bears' residual shadows... it was really cool.
Bailey has made progress too.
Leiwen's progress is even greater, and he has calculated it carefully.
Leiwen is currently at level 47.
Silver Body provides +10 to all attributes except Perception. Endurance, Reflexes and Will gain a 5-point bonus, plus an additional 20 points of Natural Armor.
When fighting against Gargos earlier in order to successfully land his super move, Raven allocated all 12 of his free attribute points into Perception...
This brings his attributes to: Strength 53, Agility 64, Constitution 50, Intelligence 42, Perception 61, Charisma 25.
Occupation became: 10th-level Commoner / 20th-level Assassin / 26th-level Phantom Swordsman / 1st-level Mechanic 【White Silver Rank】.
50 points of power provide the 【Crush】specialty, with a 20% chance to add +2 armor penetration effect when using a normal attack with a blade.
60 points of agility get 【Flash Hand】specialty, can increase attack speed by an additional 5%.
50 points of physique is the specialty of 【Thick Skin】, providing 5 points of innate armor. Added to the White Silver Body, Raven now has a total of 25 points of innate armor. That is to say that even if he were naked, he would have an armor value equivalent to a Bronze-grade leather armor.
Intelligence 30 points, 40 points finally have a specialty reward. Due to the relationship with the agency's bloodline, the specialties obtained are 【Master of Magic Image Manufacturing】 and 【Fast Magic Image Manufacturing】. The former can reduce the required level of the mage by 5 levels when manufacturing magic images. The latter can greatly shorten the time it takes to build magic images.
Of course, there is also legendary degree.
"In the year 1314, a legendary battle took place in the fortress of Settan, which was not widely known to exist. Under your design, Moradin, the dwarven All-Father, defeated Radug, the grey dwarf guardian god. Then, together with the Phantom Goddess, the Goddess of Intrigue Red Knight, and the Three Gods of Justice, you slew Gaggs, the demon lord of cruelty, and two half-demon demigods. Your reputation began to spread widely among dwarves and the League of Justice. [Legendary +8]"
Unlike the previous time with Shrek, this time the image in the divine realm is not so big, and the gods involved are not so many. Being able to get 8 points of legendary value, Raven was already very surprised.
Of course, the direct benefits are not many, and the greatest gain is in the spiritual pulse.
After being deceived many times, Raven has already been blacklisted by many gods. Unconsciously, he has already hugged several golden thighs.
Especially the Dwarf God King Moradin and the Three Virtues, they are all important gods who shone brightly in the Year of Destruction. As long as it is in their interest, it will be easy to get them to help afterwards.
Considering Raven is just a small mortal at the White Silver rank for now. This is already an extraordinary achievement.
Not to mention he even tied Red Knight to his own chariot. Even Phantom Goddess was brought under his command.
If Shuni could be appeased, that would be even better. After all, Shuni was a powerful divine being with great spiritual power. Raven didn't mind having one more golden thigh to hug at all.
And without making Raven wait too long, Shunie's incarnation arrived.
Sunny's styling is as explosive as ever.
The fiery red curly hair is paired with a yellow cheongsam-like dress this time. The slit is extremely high, extending from the thigh to the waist. The black thin strap on the hip can be clearly seen.
A pair of charming and elegant eyes seemed to be able to see through people's hearts in an instant, and yet there was a beauty that made one dare not profane emanating from her naturally, making her look even more mature, charming and captivating.
"Not bad, Raven." Shuni's languid and sultry voice seemed to be praising, with a hint of teasing.
"Can you forgive Raven now?" Lila asked a little timidly beside him.
"Forgiveness? That depends on my mood." Shuni brushed a strand of hair behind her ear, raising an eyebrow noncommittally.
Leiwen was really fed up with her: Hey, hey, I know you're a powerful divine being, but please don't be too willful, okay?
However, Raven is also a man of principle - if I make a mistake, you scold me and punish me, I'll admit it. But if I do what you say and show my sincerity, but you still try to take advantage of me, then don't blame me for not being polite.
Lei Wen's eyes flashed with a fierce light.
"Hah! If I'm being too excessive, are you going to be impolite to me?" As soon as Shuni's words fell, she raised her perfectly proportioned, flawless ivory-colored right hand high up.
Want to get slapped?!!
Hurry!
Too fast!
Even if this Shuni was just an avatar, her agility would not be less than 150 points. Raven's eyes and senses couldn't keep up with Shuni's speed at all, only feeling a flash of lightning, Shuni's hand had already arrived.
Levin's left facial muscles stiffened subconsciously, he was about to take a heavy blow!
Half a second passed, and the expected blow did not come.
Instead, a warm and smooth hand stroked Raven's face.
"Ah!" Leila exclaimed. She watched in horror as Shuni suddenly closed in on Raven and then pushed him to the ground.
Leiwen only felt a sudden crash, and then Shuni's other jade-like hand was pressed against his chest.
"I'd like to know, how are you going to be rude to me." Like a gentle breeze, Rulan's voice caressed the base of Levin's ear, and Shuni's charming feminine tone echoed beside his ear.
The next second, under Raven's astonishment and Layla's disbelieving gaze, the fiery red lips that millions of men and male gods yearned to kiss were firmly imprinted on Raven's tiger-like lips.
Shrimp rice?
What the hell?
Looking at Shuni's absolutely stunning face from a distance that made all the males in the world go crazy, Raven was completely stunned.
A typical French wet kiss, long and wonderful. Stirring Raven's nerves, teasing Raven's heartstrings.
Leiwen's whole body was stiff, and he completely didn't understand why such a god would unfold like this.
Only able to passively and sweetly yet painfully enjoy all of this.
The sweetness certainly comes from Shu Ni's wet and long kiss, as for the pain... do you believe it? In those short three seconds, covering her delicate little mouth, Little Lori stared at Raven's eyes, and in her mind, she had already released 108,000 Nine-Ring Spells, 1,024 Forbidden Curses, and 998 Instant Death Techniques.
"Waaah (none of my business)!" Raven struggled to squirm, but Sonia's strength completely crushed Raven.
A kiss makes heaven and earth dark.
When Raven was almost suffocated. Shuni finally let go of Raven, just like that, as if they were intimate lovers, lying on Raven's chest.
If it wasn't Raven himself, when seeing this scene, if he said that the guy below had no feelings for Shuni at all, Raven would think it was too fake.
Lei Wen is precisely the 'victim'.
But that's not all, when Shuni slightly straightened up, Levin was subjected to a 'second attack'. Unintentionally glancing over, Levin suddenly discovered that Shuni was wearing the 'divine equipment' that he had previously used to kill the thief god Maesker.
Even ashes can be recognized after being transformed.
The game company initially pushed this set as a rare limited edition peripheral.
Immediately afterwards, a large number of high-quality counterfeit products appeared on Taobao.
Su Ni goddess endorsement, you deserve to own, no need 10086, nor 998, just 99 yuan can have - the same "explosive" as the goddess.
Then all the players who have played this game know that there is such a "best-selling" product. Finally, the game company simply promoted this "best-selling" product to female players in large quantities in the game, and it was everywhere on the street.
How can Lui not recognize him!?
What's more, it is Shuni herself who is wearing it now!
In the world of Ao, among the human gods, the two most beautiful goddesses are recognized: one is the cat and dance goddess Xarath, who represents the ultimate proportion of golden ratio physique, and the other is the love and beauty goddess Shunie, who represents the plump devilish physique.
Under the foil of this 'explosive' set, those divine objects show a kind of violent quality. Even if you don't look at it, don't imagine it, it's still there, emitting an overwhelming sense of existence.
So stimulating, it almost blinded Raven with those Kryptonian dog eyes.
Raven was delighted, but not to the point of being flabbergasted. Even if he had never heard that Sunny had fallen in love with or kissed anyone during these long years, Raven himself did not believe that Sunny fell in love with him at first sight.
"Please, Goddess Shuni, stop teasing me. Tell me why."
Shuni's nimble fingers slid over her red lips, a look of distress on her face: "Oh, Levin, you're really cautious. If I had to say why... there's only one reason..."
Levin and Laila perked up their ears.
The result left Raven and Layla stunned.
"Because I'm happy."
P.S: Yesterday I watched the military parade, but it was a complete mess. This is the update for 3rd. Not counting today's.