Then Li Chunnan called Xiang Qiu over and said a few words, and soon Xiang Qiu called over Second Aunt, Third Aunt, Fourth Aunt, and Fifth Aunt.
Xiang Tian Liang said: "Second Aunt, today this matter, you and Third Aunt, Fourth Aunt, Fifth Aunt have to be the villains."
"Alright, alright, you little scamp, every one of your plans ends up getting us old ladies into trouble. No need to explain, just assign the tasks."
This is one of the traditions of the family, when dealing with external affairs, it is generally women who take the lead, while men support from behind. Only at critical moments do the men come forward to take charge.
He smiled brightly towards the sky, cleared his throat and began speaking in a serious tone.
"My plan is as follows... tonight at a little past six o'clock, the doctor Li Yulan from the town's health clinic will start her night shift. According to what I know, she and the town head Chen Guojun were originally both people from the county textile factory. She has been Chen Guojun's mistress for many years, and after going on duty, it won't be long before she goes to Chen Guojun's living quarters. Generally speaking, she will stay until midnight before leaving."
"Sister, you and second aunt, third aunt, fourth aunt, fifth aunt, hide in the village water pump house next to the clinic first. I've been there, it's just a wall away, with a small iron door. The lock on this small iron door, second uncle, you're responsible for opening it beforehand."
"Second Uncle's task is very arduous, you need to sneak into the hospital and lie in wait first. The door of Chen Guojun's ward is on the corridor, and the beam above the corridor should be your best hiding position. When Li Yulan enters Chen Guojun's room and they start their illicit affair, you must quickly inform Second Aunt and lead them to the door of Chen Guojun's ward, while also being responsible for kicking open the door with one foot."
"Next, it's up to you all. When you rush in, remember not to forget your tasks. Fifth Aunt, your first task is to turn on the lights in the room, because my sister's task is to take pictures and she can't do that without electricity. Sister, I brought a miniature camera this time, there are no extra rolls of film, so you can only take 32 photos, try to capture as many useful ones as possible. Fourth Aunt, with Fifth Aunt's cooperation, try to control Li Yulan, but don't use violence against him. Third Aunt, with your skills, you should be able to handle Chen Guojun, give him a few slaps and scratch his face a bit, just leave some marks on him. In short, we need to keep that pair of dogs under control on the bed. Second Aunt, not only are you in charge of the operation, but also have a specific task: 15 seconds after rushing in, start shouting loudly with your powerful voice, don't worry about attracting too many people, just make sure the hospital staff can hear it."
"When you've all finished with these things, our great benefactor will appear - Sister-in-law, Second Uncle and Third Uncle. You must make a timely appearance, go in and don't say anything else, just scold your own wives for being too nosy, drive them away, and then very sincerely apologize to Director Chen and Doctor Li. After the performance is over, turn around and leave immediately, absolutely cannot drag things out."
"At this time, I reckon Chen Guojun will call in your brother-in-law and Second Uncle to negotiate the handling of this matter. Brother-in-law, you should turn on the mini tape recorder that I gave you and record the entire negotiation process."
"In that case, don't be polite, just treat Chen Guojun as the big fat pig my dad raised for slaughter, go straight to the point, and directly ask him to release Liu Shu and guarantee not to pursue the matter of Liu Shu hurting people, and promise not to take revenge on our Xiang family in the future. If he agrees, then our goal will be achieved."
After listening to Tian Liang's plan, Li Chun Nan smiled and said: "Tian Liang, if your plan can be fully implemented, not only can it save Liu Shu, but also bring me endless benefits. As long as Chen Zhenzhang doesn't transfer him, he will have to rely on me."
Second Uncle Yunwen also smiled, "I've been a private teacher for over twenty years now. I heard that Chen Zhenzhang and County Education Bureau Director Wang are close buddies. Shouldn't I ask Chen Zhenzhang to help me get converted to a formal position?"
"Hehe, I know you're all not easy to deal with. Anyway, after getting Sixth Uncle out, the rest is up to you guys."
"Ha ha, you're really something, kid! No wonder your sister said that with just half a year of effort, you've already become some kind of deputy director. With the bad water in your belly, I think you'll definitely be able to become a mayor or county head in the future."
"Second Auntie, I'll borrow your auspicious words. If I become the mayor or county head, I will definitely make Second Uncle a town head."
Xiang Qiu also smiled and said: "Tǔ zǎi zi, féi shuǐ bù liú wài rén tián, bié wàng le nǐ qīn wài zhí yā."
English Translation:
"Hey, Tuzai, remember that the fertile water doesn't flow to outsiders' fields, don't forget your own nephew!"
On the other side, Old Uncle called out to Yunying as well, calling out while patting the belly of his daughter-in-law who had not yet given birth.
"It's dawn, don't pull down my son."
"Old uncle, that depends on whether you have the ability to give birth to a son. Don't learn from Sixth Uncle, only giving birth to good-for-nothing kids."
Everyone in the hall burst out laughing.
Xiang Qiu asked: "Tǔ zǎi zi, we are doing this and that, what are you doing?"
"Sister, have you ever seen a leader doing things personally? I just move my brain and open my mouth, now I'm going to sleep, waiting for your victorious news in my dreams."
Everyone laughed again.
When there are many people, they unite to face the outside world. When women take charge, they can defeat others in a chaotic battle. This is an old tactic for the Xiang family when facing outsiders. The Xiang family's daughter troops have impressive combat strength, and Xiang Tianlang has deep faith in them, especially in such matters. Women are even more skilled and adept at handling these situations.
Don't look at them being at home, clattering and arguing constantly. Er Bao and Si Bao are not convinced of each other, San Bao likes to go solo, and Si Bao and Liu Bao are a pair of sworn enemies.
But outside, they are a whole, an indivisible and invincible whole.
Towards the home of the daughter-in-law army, mighty!
Xiang Tianliang fell asleep on the bed.
He slept through the night and made up for last night's sleep, sleeping straight until the next morning.
No one came to disturb him, which meant everything was going smoothly, and everything was within his plan.
As soon as he got out of bed and opened his eyes, Li Chun-nan and Er-shu came in with a smile on their faces, indicating that they brought victorious news.
As expected, Li Chunnan said: "Tian Liang, your plan was a great success, Chen Guojun has been taken care of."
"Hehe, did he agree to everything?"
"That's for sure, he's a clever person and won't joke about his own future, besides, we also gained some unexpected benefits."
"Oh, what an unexpected gain?"
Xiang Yunwen smiled and said, "He knew me and took the initiative to offer help in solving my problem of becoming a formal employee. To show his sincerity, he even pulled out his mobile phone on the spot and called Director Wang of the Education Bureau."
He let out a long sigh towards the sky.
"What about my sixth uncle?"
Li Chunnan hesitated for a moment, "Chen Zhenzhang agreed and the police station also had no problem, but Sun Duijang, the captain of the county public security bureau's criminal police detachment, disagreed to release him."
"Oh, I see, so this is also a programming issue."
"So, so we've invited your classmate over."
Xiang Tianliang furrowed his brow.
Because two people appeared at the door.
Apart from Jiejie Xiang Qiu, another one was actually Xie Na.