To Bhagawan Sri Sathya Sai Baba,

  To Bhagawan Sri Bangaaru Adigalaar,

  To Bhagawan Sri Mata Amritanandamayi,

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  I offer my salutations and respect.

  Guide me to the completion of this work.

  Protect me from the vices that plague writers.

  Bless this work to make my readers happy.