What kind of person is Ji Xiao?

  No one has a better say on this issue than the rhetoric.

  Don't look at the honesty and honesty of this cargo chief, but in fact, he is a big carrot, see one and love the other.

  Since he was a child, he has liked not a hundred but eighty girls, and he can fall in love several times when he walks around the street.

  Chen Yan understands Ji Xiao, and Ji Xiao also understands Chen Yan.

  Recalling Chen Yan's joke just now, Ji Xiao faintly smelled something wrong, and his smile was a little obscene.

  "Lao Chen, are you interested in this Jiang Muhe?"

  "Born in heaven and earth, how can you cherish the love of your children?"

  Chen Yan, who was washing vegetables, turned around, his chest straightened a little, and his hands were behind his back, "The eldest husband should have his ambition as the sky, his heart as strong, and the square inch can't accommodate the short love of paper." ”

  "In love? Scold... I'm not going to talk about it for the rest of my life. ”

  Ji Xiao gave a thumbs up, "Lao Chen, I have to say that you are really good at pretending, I will give you a score of 98.8." ”

  "Since it's good, why don't you give full marks?"

  "Because you've got a little two."

  “……”

  After the joke, Ji Xiao showed a straight face, "Lao Chen, I am definitely not worthy of this kind of girl, but you are different, you have to be good-looking, you have to be talented, and the college entrance examination score of 721 points is very likely to be the provincial champion of our Jiangbei this year." ”

  "From all aspects, you and this Jiang Muhe are very compatible, coupled with the fate of a brick, if you don't grasp this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, you will definitely regret it in the future."

  Chen's tone was flat, "Finished?" ”

  "Not yet."

  Ji Xiao changed his tone, "Only if you find a girlfriend, Liu Ruyan will die, so that I will have a chance." ”

  "Although I am not worthy of Jiang Muhe, but it is more than enough to match Liu Ruyan, for the sake of my brother's happiness, you have to hurry up and get off the list!"

  "Go on."

  "I'm done."

  "Fuck off."

  “……”

  Ji Xiao was about to reply, when the mobile phone in his trouser pocket rang.

  When he saw the word 'Mom' remarked on the caller ID, his face changed greatly, and he left without even saying hello.

  Chen Yan shook his head and smiled, mourning for Ji Xiao in his heart, this goods will definitely not be able to run away after going home.

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  Smile before the exam, but after the exam, you can't sell batches... No, it's a**.

  After washing the dishes, as soon as Chen Yan walked out of the kitchen, he was called to the sofa by his sister.

  Chen Luoshui got up with a smile and forcibly pressed his younger brother in his position, "Xiao Yan, you chat with classmate Jiang for a while, and I'll cook." ”

  "Sister......

  "Let's talk."

  After Chen Luoshui entered the kitchen, the two people in the living room stared at each other.

  They looked at each other for a few moments, and finally Chen Yan broke the silence.

  "Are you usually impulsive?"

  Jiang Muhe's long eyelashes fluttered, and his jade lips twitched, but he didn't make any sound, and moved in the opposite direction without leaving a trace.

  Her behavior fell in Chen Yan's eyes, and she only felt that this Colonel Jiang was too cold, and he knocked on the coffee table, "Speak." ”

  Jiang Muhe's eyebrows lowered, and he still didn't make a sound, but shook his head imperceptibly.

  Chen Yan continued to ask, "Since you are not impulsive, then why do you shoot me with bricks?" ”

  Jiang Muhe's head hooked lower, and a few strands of hair on his shoulders slid down to cover the side of his face.

  Seeing that she didn't speak, Chen Yan thought that her attitude was wrong, and tried to keep her tone calm, "I didn't mean to ask about sin, I was just curious, why did you shoot me with a brick?" ”

  A beautiful girl like Jiang Muhe should not behave so recklessly.

  Although it is already a fact that he has been hit by a brick, he doesn't want to be unclear about this brick.

  Jiang Muhe peeked at Chen Yan, as if he was afraid of being discovered, and quickly lowered his head.

  The standard one asks one without squeaking.

  The corners of Chen Yan's mouth twitched.

  Talking about it this day, what about singing a one-man show with him?

  Just as he was about to shut up, Jiang Muhe suddenly spoke, and his voice was like a piece of frozen halva.

  "At the time... There was nothing else on the side of the road, otherwise I wouldn't have used bricks, which were heavy and unpleasant. ”

  Chen Yan: "......"

  This answer was really beyond his expectations.

  Jiang Muhe's tone was still very cold, making it difficult for people to have the desire to talk to her.

  After being silent for a while, Chen Yan saw that the atmosphere was really a little embarrassing, and he joked after sorting out his mentality, "If there is a knife on the side of the road, you shouldn't use a knife to cut me, right?" ”

  "Knives?"

  Jiang Muhe lowered her head and thought for a moment, and after two seconds, she replied, "Yes." ”

  Chen Yan thought that Jiang Muhe was also joking, and asked with a smile: "What is the reason?" ”

  "A knife is easier than a brick."

  At the moment when Jiang Muhe raised his head, Chen Yan saw her serious look, and a cold sweat broke out on his back for a while.

  His grandma's!

  Fortunately, there were only bricks on the side of the road at that time, and there were no knives, otherwise I am afraid that he would have ......

  This girl... It's a ruthless man, no, it's a werewolf!

  "Bang!"

  Suddenly, there was an explosion in the direction of the kitchen, followed by Chen Luoshui's exclamation.

  Chen Yan got up and ran into the kitchen

  Fang, seeing that the line of the rice cooker was burning, before he could do anything, a fragrant wind flashed in front of him.

  Jiang Muhe looked at the burning wires, instinctively picked up the kettle next to the sink, and splashed it at the burning place.

  "Don't ......"

  But Jiang Muhe's behavior of splashing water was too decisive, and his actions were so fast that he only gave Chen Yan a chance to pronounce a word.

  The water in the teapot formed a line of water in the air, connecting from Jiang Muhe's toes to the burning wires on the kitchen counter.

  The fire is extinguished in an instant.

  This operation, seeing Chen Yan gasp, ran to the door at a speed of 100 meters and turned off the circuit switch.

  Then he quickly returned to the kitchen and pulled Jiang Muhe away.

  "You don't want to die? The short circuit of the wire can not be splashed with water, water conducts electricity, are you not afraid of electric shock? ”

  Jiang Muhe's head shook slightly, and the ribbon on the bow in his hair swayed, "Don't be afraid." ”

  Chen Yan's breath stagnated, "Why aren't you afraid?" ”

  Jiang Muhe looked at the water stains on the position just now, and was very honest, "Because... Already electrocuted. ”

  As soon as he heard this, Chen Luoshui came to Jiang Muhe with an anxious expression, his eyes full of worry.

  "Electrocuted? Mr. Jiang, how are you feeling now? ”

  Jiang Muhe's cold little hand was raised, his fingers like jade shoots twisted, his eyes were full of novelty, "I feel ......"

  In the concerned eyes of the two sisters and brothers, she read out three words slowly, "numb." ”

  At this moment, Chen Yan only felt a pain in his head.

  This time, it was not slapped by the bricks, but it was angry, and it hurt to be angry.

  What kind of Jiang University flower, this is a fool......