Prompt: Slimes are a F-tier monster that are usually beaten quickly. A hero awaken their true terror by dragging the fight.
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Dev: i swear to god what did you do this time
Dev: if you crashed the server again i will eradicate you i swear
Carl-12: nope not this time
Carl-12: you remember those level 1 slimes in the starting area?
Dev: yes
Carl-12: they have a regen effect where they regain 1 health per second.
Carl-12: well i figured out that there attack also increases with the re-gen
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Dev: oh well that not to bad
Carl-12: but wait there more
Dev: i swear
Carl-12: it seem like all stats increase from the regen, not just the health
Dev: oh well, i can just push a patch, it should be fine
Carl-12: ...
Dev: what?
Carl-12: i also discovered a bug where combining the "amulet of ferrous" and using "immolation poison", you can make enemies do fire damage to you
Carl-12: and since the amulet turns all fire damage into healing. the enemies attacks heal you as long as you have enough poison
Dev: i dont like where this is going
Carl-12: i just wanted to see how far it could go
Dev: WHAT DID YOU DO?
Carl-12: ... i MIGHT have grinded enough poison for 12 hours of the effect and then set up a bot.
Dev: oh god
Carl-12: i did not mean to release it, i woke up late and the the bot had already run out of poison, and was killed
Dev: you fucker, let me go check
Carl-12: so whats it up to anyway? stat wise
Dev: ... 4 million, 4 FUCKING MILLON
Carl-12: lol
Dev: even the hardest enemies in the game, have a stat total of less then 400
Dev: it has 4mil EACH
Carl-12: at least you know the game can handle stats that high now?
Dev: carl, it has a kill count of 1,200 players
Carl-12: they just need to grind harder, git gud noobz
Dev: i swear one of these days carl, one of these days.