I hailed a taxi on the side of the road and headed to our school.

  I walked into the school, and at this time, basically everyone was in class. I walked to the door and shouted a report. The teacher who was teaching was that English teacher who often had menopause symptoms. However, when she saw me come in, she pretended I didn't exist.

  I walked to my seat and sat down, seeing the English teacher who treated me like an invisible person. I suddenly felt a sense of being abandoned. No way, I must study hard, strive for excellence every day, and become a pillar of the country.

  I had just made a silent vow in my heart when Zhao Shenyu beside me woke me up, she saw that I had entered and smiled: "See, I told you nothing was wrong, wasn't my calculation accurate?"

  I saw Zhao Shenyu looking at me, also feeling very awkward, nodded, didn't dare to look at her, then turned over and fell asleep.

  If you don't sleep well and take care of your spirit, you won't have the energy to study. Now, sleeping is for preparing for future studies.

  Sleeping in class is more comfortable than anywhere else, unlike a prison cell where you fear the police might suddenly come in and beat you up, or at home where your mother might suddenly call you to get up.

  Here it is accompanied by beautiful women on both sides, so sleep is especially sweet.

  I probably also wasted too much energy in court today and fell asleep as soon as I got home from school.

  I rubbed my eyes dazedly, and Wang Rui and Xu Hang rushed to my side. Xu Hang patted me on the shoulder and said, "What's wrong with you? You're always being taken away by the police."

  "What? Do you know?" I asked in surprise, thinking they wouldn't be aware of it.

  "They say you beat someone up and got locked up, otherwise that English teacher wouldn't be looking for trouble with you?" Wang Rui chimed in from the side: "Now I reckon even the principal would take a detour to avoid seeing you."

  "As for that." I smiled wryly and turned around to see Dong Xie chatting with a pretty girl from our class.

  I took out a pen and threw it at him.

  "What the...?!" Dong Xie raised his head and looked around.

  "Thanks, Dong Xie." I thanked him hastily. Old Master Dong must have known that something had happened to me, and it was definitely Dong Xie who told him.

  "That's nothing." Dong Xie waved his hand and continued to discuss the structure of human organs with that little girl.

  Zhao Shenyu beside me also woke up and looked at me dazedly: "Let's go, accompany me to stroll around the street."

  "No way, I'd rather die than go." I shook my head vigorously. Go window shopping? Are you kidding me? I don't even have a penny on me, what's the point of going out to shop?

  I don't have the habit of going out for a stroll and letting women pay the bill.

  "Are you looking for trouble?" Zhao Shanyu glared at me.

  Wang Rui unusually understood me, after all, we've been together for so many years. He patted my shoulder: "Alright, go ahead, it's just a matter of money, I've got it."

  After finishing, he took out 20 yuan and handed it over, asking: "Is this enough?"

  "This." I looked at the crumpled twenty yuan he handed over, a wave of disdain. Just a few days ago, I was a big shot who threw away 90,000 like it was nothing, and now I'm supposed to be impressed with this twenty yuan?

  I casually took the twenty bucks, and I must declare that it's not because I'm thinking of getting something for nothing. Anyway, if I leave the money to Wang Rui, he'll just use it to go online or buy a rose to pick up chicks.

  To prevent him from being addicted to the internet, to prevent him from exhausting himself to death, I accepted the money he gave me, this is saving him.

  Thinking of this in my heart, the mental burden of borrowing money has disappeared.

  "Let's go." I took a deep breath, gathered my courage and pulled Zhao Shenyu's hand to head outside.

  Zhao Shanyu was dazed and confused, with his eyes narrowed, being pulled out of the classroom by me.

  I pulled Zhao Shenyu to the playground and ran hard, I turned back to look at that girl, still squinting her eyes, with a lazy expression.

  Anyway, it's especially beautiful.

  "Run slower." Zhao Shenyu said dazedly.

  "Brother is so fast!" I replied, but as soon as I finished speaking, I felt that this sentence was a bit strange?

  The group of guys on the playground looked at me with a look that seemed to say "I've been robbed by a pig", I didn't bother to argue with these little kids, and to be honest, Zhao Shenyu is so beautiful, although I'm not ugly, but to be frank, I'm actually quite handsome.

  Anyway, those guys are just jealous.

  As soon as I left school, I rushed to Zhao Shiyu and asked: "Sister, where are we going?"

  Zhao Shanyu stretched and I couldn't help but glance at the two mounds of flesh on her chest, swallowing my saliva.

  No, no, I'm a decent person, I shook my head vigorously and then looked at her two lumps of fat with an academic gaze rather than the lustful eyes I had before.

  Huh? You ask me what's the difference between an academic gaze and a flirtatious gaze? Of course there is no difference.

  Suddenly I saw a fist as big as a sand pot coming over.

  It hurts so much, I'm covering my right eye. Oh no, I've miscalculated. This chick can't be used for academic research. Her attack power is off the charts!

  "Next time you look again, I'll dig out your eyes." Zhao Shanyu glared at me, but obviously wasn't as angry as before.

  "First of all, I'm just saying I don't hit women." As soon as I opened my mouth, I saw Zhao Shenyu clench her fists, and I hastily added: "I'm afraid of women."

  "This is about right, let's go, carry my bag for me."

  Zhao Shanyu nodded in satisfaction after hearing this.

  I'm not a coward. If I was afraid of her before, it's because I can understand why she'd think that. But now, I just don't want to hurt my future wife, I'm reluctant to hit her. Yeah, that must be it.

  Thinking of this, I followed Zhao Shenyu's behind and got on a taxi.

  There are three major pains for a man after marriage. One, kneeling to scrub the floor. Two, eating whatever his wife orders. Three, accompanying his wife shopping.

  I can understand the first two, but I really felt that accompanying my wife shopping was nothing special.

  Every time I see those posts online saying " accompanying wife shopping is so painful", I feel like they're actually showing off that they have a wife.

  Now accompanying Zhao Shenyu for a stroll, previously revolutionary brothers, I misunderstood you.

  Zhao Shenyu dragged me to run to an underground street, and we strolled around. I don't know if this group of old ladies had their brains kicked by a donkey or not.

  Spent half a day picking out clothes, then haggled with the boss over one or two dollars for twenty or thirty minutes, and still didn't buy anything.

  School was dismissed at 5:30 and I strolled around until after 9 o'clock in the evening.

  We two because of different classes, evening self-study can choose to go or not to go.

  Anyway, after 9 o'clock, I felt like I had a fierce battle with dozens of evil spirits, and my whole body was uncomfortable.

  Finally, Zhao Shenyu bought a T-shirt.

  As we walked out, I said: "Sister, next time you go shopping, tell me in advance."

  "What's up?" Zhao Shanyu asked with a smile: "Are you going to dress up and accompany me again?"

  "No, I'd rather stab myself and spend a few days in hospital than go shopping."