It was around one o'clock in the afternoon when I arrived in Chongqing.

  As soon as I got off the car, my first feeling was hot, not just ordinary heat, but scorching sun.

  I walked out of the station with a bag on my back. Outside the station, there was a fairly large square, where many banners were hung, each representing different universities.

  This is also the day when freshmen report for registration.

  Suddenly a sly-looking guy with a shifty gaze walked up to me, and I furrowed my brow, thinking he was a pimp or something. Just as I was about to walk away, he spoke up and said: "Hey bros, you're from our Medical University, right?"

  "Huh?" I nodded and looked at this guy's appearance, asking: "Are you also one of them?"

  "Ah, no problem, I'm a freshman too. Come on, come on, I've noticed you for a long time." This sly guy heard that I was from the Medical University and hurried over to help me carry my luggage.

  I took a closer look and this guy is quite dark-skinned, not very tall, about 1.65 meters, and looks very shifty.

  He helped me carry my luggage and enthusiastically said in front of me: "Brother, think about what major to study at the Medical University later."

  I shook my head and said, "Still don't quite understand."

  Anyway, I'm just here to muddle along and haven't paid attention to these things.

  "This guy listened, turned his head and said with a sly face: 'I can tell you, I've long been eyeing a major, I'm planning to pull together a few like-minded people to study it, that's why I came to tell you since you're a kindred spirit.'"

  "Whoa, whoa, I don't even know your name yet, how can we be fellow travelers?" I looked at this sly guy and hastily said: "And another thing, I'm not involved in stealing chickens and dogs."

  "Am I like a thief? " he asked subconsciously.

  When I heard him say this, I felt that this guy was indeed like that, of course, I didn't say it out loud.

  "My name is Li Er Liu, just call me Liu Ge." This Liu Ge put his arm around my shoulder and whispered: "Brother, are you interested in studying nursing?"

  "Damn it, get out of here!" I cursed at the kid: "Can I go read what that woman is reading?"

  "Don't guess, two brothers have already gone with me to read it. Guess which dormitory building we were assigned to?" This donkey brother said mysteriously and slyly: "We went to study nursing, and were assigned to the girls' dormitory."

  After finishing speaking, he looked at me with a sly smile and said: "How about it, want to go read with me?"

  "Big brother, one day for big brother, all beings are big brothers, little brother I'm with you." I tightly grabbed the donkey brother's hand, suddenly feeling he wasn't so dirty, and looked somewhat handsome. Damn it, living in a girls' dormitory, attending this university is really a great deal.

  Thinking about summer time, as soon as I leave the dormitory, the corridor is full of girls walking around in their underwear, just thinking about it makes me a little excited.

  "Keep your voice down, if more people come, it won't be possible. Haven't you heard that one monk can drink water, but two monks can't? This donkey-like guy scolded me with a face full of experience."

  "Yes, yes, big brother has taught me well." I nodded hastily.

  I and the donkey brother walked to the registration office, the donkey brother took me to register, that teacher at the registration office was a middle-aged man in his thirties, when he heard I wanted to study nursing, he looked at me strangely and asked: "Huh? Why another one wants to study nursing?"

  "Nursing is the dirtiest and most tiring job in the hospital, it's too inhumane to let only women do it. Besides, hospitals are now in urgent need of male nurses, it would be more convenient for them to lift a patient...I mean, a corpse, wouldn't it?" I said with a straight face.

  Everyone, don't think that male nurses are strange. In fact, male nurses are in high demand in hospitals now. They can do physical work better than females and their treatment is also good. It's just that many men lack awareness and are unwilling to study nursing.

  "Alright, Second Donkey, take him to your dormitory first." The teacher handed me a registration form, had me fill out the information, and then let Second Donkey lead me away.

  Donkey brother was taking me to squeeze on the bus, I said: "Donkey brother, is it necessary? I'll pay for a taxi."

  "No way, buses have their own charm, you'll understand later." Donkey brother shook his head hard, saw a bus coming, and pulled me to rush on.

  It's so hot, and there are too many people on this Chongqing bus. It's crowded with people squeezing each other. As soon as Brother Donkey gets on the bus, his eyes light up, and then he sees a very pretty girl and walks behind her, his eyes fixed on her back and forth.

  As it turns out, Chongqing girls really have amazing figures. This girl looks like she's in her early 20s and is very pretty.

  I was guessing what this donkey would do next, and then I saw that it actually put its right hand into its own crotch.

  Damn it, this kid is actually playing with a toy airplane.

  He had a lewd expression on his face as he stared at the girl's figure from behind, vigorously rubbing himself in his pants.

  Cough cough, damn it, I don't know this kid. If Zhao Shenyu saw this, he'd rush up and beat the crap out of him.

  The people around naturally discovered Donkey's behavior and looked at him with disdain, turning their heads without looking at him.

  The girl in front of him also naturally discovered it, her face turned bright red, and she didn't dare speak.

  After two or three minutes, the donkey brother finally took out his right hand with satisfaction, then pulled out a tissue to wipe his right hand, and walked over in my direction.

  "Go away, go away, go away." I said in a low voice. This guy is coming over to talk to me and let the people on the bus know that we're together, do I still have any face left?

  "See? Learn from me..." Donkey brother walked over and said to me with a proud face.

  "The death of the Grass Mud Horse is too much for me to bear." No way, I had no choice but to throw a punch at him when he approached me, and with one blow, his brains were smashed.

  This kid probably often plays such public transit fight games, his body is no good, one punch and I knocked him down.

  I gasped for air, fortunately no one discovered that I was in cahoots with him.

  "Damn it, you were just saying you wanted to call me Big Brother, why are you hitting me now? Forget about taking you to the girls' dorm later." The guy rubbed his head, stood up and said to me.

  Although the voice was not loud, the people on the car had already focused their attention on us two. Suddenly, everyone's gaze at me was also one of disdain, with a look that said, "Oh, it turns out this guy is also a pervert."

  And most importantly, this guy said he wanted to take me to the girls' dormitory, and I suddenly felt that my decision to go with him was extremely stupid.

  The bus just arrived at a station, under everyone's weird gaze, I pulled this donkey brother and rushed off the bus.

  "Why did you pull me down? We still have half an hour before school starts, I was going to find another pretty girl..."

  "Big brother, let's just take a taxi, it's cooler upstairs." I couldn't help but laugh and cry at the same time. This donkey guy had a lewd face and was probably already perverted to the extreme, but somehow he didn't seem too bad, and I couldn't even bring myself to get angry.

  After getting on the taxi, this guy kept boasting to me about which female star he had masturbated to, and how the porn videos on his dorm computer were so many that 16G couldn't hold them all. The taxi driver looked at us with a weird expression, as if looking at perverts.

  I looked at the donkey brother next to me who was talking non-stop, and I felt that this should be the biggest weirdo I've met in my life. Even the cyclone would have to yield to him.