It hurts, my whole body hurts. I dazedly opened my eyes and felt extremely dry in my mouth, with a sore throat.

  I looked around and found myself in a hospital room. Looking out of the window, it seemed like night outside.

  A person sits on a chair with their hand propped up on the bedside cabinet and falls asleep.

  "Wife, pour me a glass of water." I said to Zhao Shanyu who was leaning against the cabinet.

  My voice is very hoarse, just like a 70 or 80-year-old man's.

  Zhao Shanyu heard my voice and said drowsily: "Don't make a fuss, I'm sleeping."

  But as soon as she finished speaking, her eyes suddenly widened and she stood up, looking at me excitedly.

  "Little Feng, have you woken up?"

  "Hurry up and get me a glass of water, my throat hurts." I said.

  Zhao Shenyu hastily poured me a glass of water. I took a sip and felt much more comfortable in the throat.

  Zhao Shenyu was right next to me, holding my hand with both of his, looking at me nervously.

  Her complexion wasn't very good either, and there were dark circles under her eyes.

  "What's wrong with this expression? It makes me look like I'm about to die!" I said, coughing slightly afterwards.

  "I should ask you what happened, suddenly you came to the hospital and fainted for half a month." Zhao Shanyu said: "The doctor also couldn't find any problem after examination, saying that he had never encountered such symptoms before, I thought you became a vegetable."

  "Ah, I fainted for half a month?" I stared at Zhao Shenyu in surprise, feeling as if only a short while had passed even in my dreams.

  The door of the ward was suddenly pushed open, and Xingfeng Ge, dressed in a suit, came in with a smile on his face and said to me, "Awake? Feeling better?"

  I couldn't ask Jingfeng Ge anything in front of Zhao Shenyu at this time, I just nodded.

  "By the way, this time's medical expenses were covered by this uncle." Zhao Shanyu explained to me.

  "Hey, kiddo, you can eat as much as you want, but don't talk nonsense. What's with calling me 'uncle'? Xingfeng Ge also scolded me with a bitter face: "Can't you control your little wife? She keeps calling me 'uncle' every day, making me look so old. It's affecting my chances with those young nurses, they're all calling me 'uncle' too, how am I supposed to flirt?"

  "Hasn't anyone on the internet stopped yet? Only good-looking ones are called 'uncle', and those who don't look good are all called 'master'." Zhao Shanyu said with a smile.

  "Hmm, now that you mention it, I think 'Uncle' sounds quite nice too." Upon hearing this, Xing Feng Ge's confidence surged.

  Xingfeng brother walked over, winked at me and said: "You've been keeping this little wife of yours up for half a month without rest, hurry up and let her go back to sleep."

  "What's up." I was just wondering why Zhao Shenyu had dark circles under his eyes, and I quickly said: "Wife, hurry back to sleep."

  "No way, I have to see you out of the hospital before I can rest assured." Zhao Shanyu shook his head, grasping my hand.

  "I'm awake now, it's okay, don't worry."

  Zhao Shanyu hesitated for a moment, then nodded and said to Uncle Fēng: "Uncle, take good care of my Xiaofeng, or I'll beat you up."

  After finishing speaking, Zhao Shenyu kissed me on the face and jumped out of the ward with a happy look. It seems that I woke up and she was in a good mood. I also felt some emotion. This girl, unexpectedly stayed with me for half a month in the hospital.

  "Alright, Brother Jingfeng, what's going on?" I waited until Zhao Shanyu left before asking Brother Jingfeng, who had obviously just tried to get rid of Zhao Shanyu.

  Xing Feng Ge listened, and from behind, he pulled out a black cloth and a small bottle the size of penicillin, tossing it over. I caught it and took a look, inside the black cloth were many bones wrapped up, with a strong aura of death on top. And in the small bottle was some water droplets, also floating on top was an aura of yin energy.

  "This is the demon bone of that cat demon you killed, and this bottle is the ghost liquor sent to you by that little guy from Maoshan." Xingfeng said.

  "How did you know I wanted these things?" I asked in surprise.

  Xing Feng Ge casually said: "I heard it."

  "But you're quite impressive, able to defeat a three-tailed cat demon." Xingfeng Ge looked at me with disdain and said: "You're really stupid, using a talisman that exceeds your abilities by so much. If I hadn't answered your call and rushed over because something felt off, you'd be gone by now, reincarnated."

  "Is it that serious?" I frowned and asked.

  "Of course!" Jingfeng Ge said seriously to me: "Even if you are now three souls and seven spirits, you are still damaged and need to take good care of yourself. In the future, you must not use symbols that exceed your own cultivation level again. Otherwise, at best, your three souls and seven spirits will be severely damaged and become an idiot. At worst, you will go straight to the underworld and be reincarnated."

  "Uh-huh, got it." I nodded.

  Xing Feng Ge said: "Alright, you rest well, I still have things to do at Long Hu Shan and need to head back. Originally, I was just going to come take a look at you and leave, didn't expect that coincidentally you woke up."

  After finishing speaking, Jingfeng Ge patted me on the shoulder and walked out of the ward.

  I also had some pain on my body and fell asleep as soon as I lay down.

  "Crazy Brother, you can't die! I only know one awesome guy like you, Big Qiu. I still want to follow you to slay demons and monsters in the future."

  "Damn it, who are you cursing to death so early in the morning?"

  The next day I woke up early, no, not myself, but was woken up by a certain idiot.

  I stared at Da Gui beside me who was still holding a bunch of red roses in his hand, wearing a police uniform.

  "What's with bringing roses so early in the morning?" I asked him.

  I opened my eyes and saw him, smiled and laughed: "Crazy brother, you're not dead! They all said you've become a vegetable."

  He looked at the flower in his hand and said: "They say that when visiting a patient, you have to bring flowers. I didn't know what kind of flowers you like, so I just bought this rose."

  "What's wrong with you? Is it your leader's birthday or something, and you still have to send a wreath over?" I said to Da Gui in an ill-tempered tone, this guy really doesn't know how to speak.

  "Huh, how did you know?" Da Kui nodded and said: "Last year on our director's mother's birthday, I was thinking of sending some flowers or something. Later, I couldn't find a flower shop, so I bought a wreath instead. After all, it's still flowers, and the ones on the wreath actually looked pretty good. In the end, our director was so happy that his face turned red, and he even praised me for being unique."

  Is that a happy red? Obviously angry, I guess it's not good to beat him up in front of so many people, can only say that the gift is unique, to ease the embarrassment.

  "It's a good thing you found the flower shop today." If this guy had brought me a wreath today...

  Well, I guarantee I won't beat him to death, after all, in this society, murder is against the law.

  "What's wrong with you, crazy guy?" Da Kui asked, nudging me on the arm.

  "Don't call me crazy, I'm called Wind Boy." I sighed, this silly guy.

  Da Kui accompanied me to chat for a while, then ran away, as if he was still on duty. At noon, the three Sunzi in our dormitory also came over. Brother Yingjun and Brother Tu both brought me some fruit.

  Donkey brother also brought me some food, and told me to take good care of my injury, and go back to continue drinking and stuff. It made me feel quite embarrassed, after all, in the daze that day, I saw him being hacked, and I had a little excitement.