I covered my face, which was blue and swollen, and slowly walked back to the dormitory.
I swear, I haven't done anything despicable in this life. The worst thing I've ever done was when I was 7 or 8 years old and occasionally sneaked a peek at the little girl next door taking a bath.
Who did I provoke? I accidentally entered the women's restroom, and in the end, I was caught by Zhao Shanyu and beaten to death, it hurts so much.
Especially my nose, I feel like it's crooked.
Covering my face, I walked back to the dormitory. The three of them were lying on their beds playing. Seeing my appearance, Tu Ge patted the bed and stood up, asking: "What's wrong? Who did you fight with? Why didn't you call us? Come on, brother, let me help you get your pride back."
"It's nothing, I fell by myself." Now I have to swallow my pride, can't tell them I ran into the girls' bathroom and got caught and beaten up by my girlfriend, how embarrassing.
"How did you manage to trip and get a black eye at the same time?" Donkey brother asked with a smirk.
"Mind your own business." I lay back in bed and fell asleep, not wanting to talk to them again and be scolded by them.
I really sleep when I say sleep, without any hesitation at all.
When I woke up and looked at my phone, it was already 5 o'clock in the morning of the second day. I felt that the wound on my face had improved a bit, and outside was also slightly brighter.
I rushed over and ran to their side, calling them to get up.
Yingjun and Tuguo are fine, they got up as soon as they were called. But this Liu Gou, wearing a red underwear, sleeping with his butt up, wouldn't get up even if he was beaten to death.
This is military training, being late is no joke, at least he'll get a good scolding, but Tu Ge is so domineering, directly pouring a basin of water on this donkey's body and waking him up.
We quickly brushed our teeth and rinsed our mouths, and when we were more or less done, the four of us rushed downstairs.
Now there are already many students lining up below, I covered my face and followed the three of us into the group of girls, afraid that Zhao Yunyu would see me.
Yesterday already made Zhao Shenyu extremely angry, now let her see me in this place again, ah, the consequences I think about it and feel a bit afraid.
Those instructors rushed over soon after. The cow charged towards our class and bellowed, "Alright, I know you're not physically fit, so first run ten laps to warm up."
"Damn it, instructor, this lap is at least 800 meters!" Donkey Brother yelled.
"What's with your eyes? Is this 800 meters? This is standard 1500 meters, those who can't finish before 8 o'clock are not allowed to eat breakfast, line up and run!" The instructor yelled.
That group of girls didn't have any complaints, but Luō Gē was running while rolling his eyes and said: "I'm done for, I really can't do it anymore, Tú Gē, just carry me on your back and run."
"I'm going, what's it to you." I muttered under my breath.
The first few laps were fine, especially the last two laps. Donkey brother suddenly started foaming at the mouth, scaring us into thinking he had rabies. Just as the instructor came over with a plastic stick to hit him, donkey brother immediately jumped up and said he was fine.
Honestly, the military training in college is not humanly possible. I had military training in high school too, but it was just for fun and didn't involve much actual training. Now suddenly being asked to run 15,000 meters is really tough.
I finally finished running at 7:55, I always thought my physical fitness was great, but after running, I was so tired that I almost fainted and fell to the ground.
Those girls were also sweating profusely, and their originally thin clothes became even more see-through.
Donkey brother was running like a dead dog before, but now he's suddenly energetic and lively, going around to give water and towels to pretty girls, then waiting for them to wipe their sweat before hugging the towel and sniffing it hard.
I highly suspect that Lü Ge is a bit mentally abnormal.
At around 8 o'clock, Niu Gang also came over and said that we should go to the cafeteria for dinner.
The cafeteria is particularly large, with dozens of windows, and our class lines up in front of one window.
Following the tradition of ladies first, we four were ruthlessly thrown to the back and it wasn't until 8:30 that the guy in front of us finally got his turn.
I'm so hungry I could die, looking at those steamed buns in the cafeteria, I really want to eat them so badly.
Donkey brother walked over and took a look, then suddenly cursed: "Damn it, is this something for people to eat? It looks so unappetizing, not even a bit of meat, I'm not sure if dogs would eat it. I want to eat meat-filled buns, if you don't give me buns, I won't do it."
I suddenly felt that this donkey was acting out again, I quickly squeezed him away and rushed to a soldier wearing a military uniform inside and said: "Brother, he doesn't eat, I'll eat."
The soldier didn't hang me, and the cow just heard the voice of Donkey Brother before and also came over, shouting at us four: "What are you guys doing?"
"Report to the instructor, this big bun has no meat filling, I can't stand not eating meat for a meal." Donkey brother said: "If you don't give me meat to eat, I won't be able to train."
"Alright, then don't eat it." Niu Gang rejected the request of the soldier who wanted to eat meat, and then said to the soldier distributing the buns: "Don't give them a single bun."
"Don't be like this." Tu Ge's eyes were red, and he said: "Instructor, we want to eat."
Brother Jing's face turned white, after intense exercise, I guess he doesn't even have the strength to speak now.
The instructor ignored us and turned around to leave.
I've had enough of Donkey's appearance to want to kill him. This guy still puts on airs in the army.
"Don't worry about it, guys. I'm sorry. Once we get out of here, I'll treat you to some spicy hot pot."
"Damn it, I was going to take you to a five-star hotel for dinner, but can we even get out now?" I yelled at the guy.
Grass.
The four of us walked to a corner, I looked at the students around me happily gnawing on their buns, swallowing my saliva, damn it, I had never discovered that buns actually had such temptation for me too.
Tuguo and Yingjun are about the same as me, their souls have almost been hooked away by mantou.
"As for that, just look at you guys." Donkey brother had an expressionless face, but his two eyes were staring straight at Mantou.
Suddenly, Zhao Shenyu walked over with two steamed buns from a distance.
The donkey brother stood up with a brush, and his previous decadent appearance was swept away. His eyes became exceptionally melancholy, and he blocked Zhao Shenyu's way. Then, he adjusted his collar and smiled at Zhao Shenyu: "Beautiful lady, are you looking for me?"
Zhao Shenyu was about to speak when Brother Donkey hastily shook his head and said, "No no, don't say it out loud. I know what you want to say. There are too many people who like me, and you're just one of them. To be honest, I rarely eat mantou, but since such a beautiful lady as yourself is giving me some, I'll naturally accept with a smile."
I sighed and shook my head, what happened next was predictable.