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"Like this, Wind, later I'll shout that I'm the 213th generation successor of the God of Calculation in plain clothes. You come over from there, I pull you to calculate your fate, and then whatever I say, you just agree, okay?" Donkey Brother consulted with me.
"Isn't this deceiving people? Damn it, although I'm not a good person, I still have some integrity." I frowned and shook my head.
"Is it good or not?" This donkey guy actually winked at me and started selling cute, Donkey brother didn't even wash his face in the morning, his hair was messy, his nostrils had nasal hair outside, his teeth were yellow and had some green vegetable residue.
At that time, I felt uncomfortable in my stomach, clenched my fists and was about to hit him. Donkey said: "It's okay, I'll invite you to eat hot pot later, is that okay?"
"Go ahead and say it." I gave him a white eye, isn't it just deceiving people, my specialty? If you had said we were going to eat earlier, I wouldn't have been so pretentious like just now.
"After a while, I'll make an OK gesture with my right hand, and you come over. Remember, don't pretend to be familiar with me." Donkey brother finished speaking, and I walked away, then squatted down to light up a cigarette.
The donkey brother stood up and shouted loudly: "Xuanxue Society has just opened, everyone passing by must not miss it! The authentic Bu Yi Shen Suan 213th generation successor is here, fortune-telling one by one accurate, if not accurate no need to pay! Hurry up and come take a look!"
You'd better believe it, with Donkey's loud shouting, suddenly more than a dozen men and women surrounded him, asking Donkey to perform quickly.
The donkey brother raised his hand and made an OK gesture, saying: "No problem, then I'll find someone in the crowd to calculate it."
I think Donkey is okay, so I quickly threw away the cigarette butt and blended into the crowd. Donkey pointed at me and said: "It's that little brother over there, come here."
I hastily put on an excited look and walked up to him, asking: "Master, are you accurate?"
"Come on, come on, over here." Donkey brother was beside me, made a show of turning around in a circle and then said: "Your family..."
"I hastily said: 'Master, don't you need the eight characters of birth date for fortune-telling? I'll give it to you right away.'"
This kid even opened a fortune-telling society, doesn't he need birth date and time for divination?
"Little brother, you don't understand this. Only those with shallow Taoist skills need to look at the Eight Characters of Birth Time. Someone like me, a humble clothed divine calculator, needs that thing?" Donkey Brother had an arrogant expression.
The people around me were stunned, but I wanted to kick him directly.
Although the book "Shan" doesn't have fortune-telling techniques, I also learned some. No matter how powerful a master is, when telling someone's fortune, they must use their birth date and time, just like you can't do math without numbers.
"Weren't you almost drowned in a flood when you were three years old?" Donkey brother asked me.
I hastily put on an incredulous look and asked: "How did you know?"
"When you were five years old, you met a snake and let it go. Later, when you were seven years old, your house caught fire, but the fire went out for no reason. It was that snake who saved your whole family as a way of repaying kindness."
"Right!" I nodded repeatedly, feeling that Donkey's sentence was slightly better.
"You were thirteen when you suffered a peach blossom calamity and encountered a female ghost in your dreams who took your virginity."
“……”
"When you were 15 years old and passed by a brothel without being tempted, you went in."
"Nothing"
"You're now infected with AIDS, spending all day in bars, just wanting to take revenge on society and let others contract the disease."
"You started impotence last year..."
This donkey-like guy seems to have gone crazy, he just keeps talking non-stop with his mouth, and when he gets excited, he even points at my nose, spitting saliva all over my face.
I endured, for the sake of that meal, I endured, clenching my fists tightly.
"You were thirteen when you peeked at your female classmates bathing, fifteen when you touched your female teacher's butt, you..."
"Damn it!" I couldn't take it anymore, and with one swift kick, I aimed at Donkey's belly and kicked him back several steps.
"Look at him, didn't I just say that? If I was wrong, would he be so excited? The fact is, everything I said earlier was right!"
"My father wants to kill you." I was so angry that my chest was about to explode, and the people around me looked at me with strange eyes, whispering to each other.
I occasionally still hear a few words like "change", "color" and "crazy", I was about to rush up and fight, when suddenly a security guard came over and grabbed my hand saying: "What are you doing? Fighting in school?"
A nearby female classmate pointed at me and said: "Be careful, security guard brother, he has AIDS."
As soon as he said this, the security guard's face changed drastically, let go of my hand and rushed towards the direction of the toilet, probably to wash his hands and disinfect.
I looked at the guys around me pointing and staring, I cursed: "Damn it, what are you looking at? Haven't seen AIDS before? Spit, haven't seen a handsome guy before?"
"Look, he admitted it himself." Donkey brother sat on the ground with a proud look and said: "Little brother, don't get excited, if nothing happens, you can have two more 'hot pot' meals."
Others probably don't know what the hell Donkey Brother is talking about, and he even raised his voice when saying "hot pot", this guy is hinting whether I want to eat hot pot or not.
"Damn it, you're awesome, remember that!" I said and turned around to leave.
As I walked away, I still heard Donkey Brother say something about Bu Yi Shen Suan, a real master and all that.
I've never been so humiliated in my life. That guy said Laozi was stupid, but he's not stupid at all. Now I'm starting to feel like maybe opening the Xuanxue Society was just a ruse, and his real goal was to mess with me? Damn it. Suddenly, I saw a figure - Zhao Shanyu. At this moment, Zhao Shanyu was holding hands with Su Mei, the girl who opened the door for me when I visited their dorm last time. The two girls were strolling hand in hand.
"Little Wind." Zhao Shenyu saw me from afar and waved at me.
"What are you two doing?" I walked up beside them.
Su Mei lowered her head and said with a bit of shyness: "I was admiring handsome guys with Shan Yu."
"Is there a handsome guy? " I looked around and then said: "Oh right, I almost forgot, am I not the handsome guy?"
"What's wrong with you? You looked furious just now." Zhao Shanyu, who seemed to be in a good mood, came over and asked while putting his arm around my shoulder.
"Never mind, let a grandson get it all, wait for the opportunity to clean him up." As soon as I heard Zhao Shenyu mention this, my heart was furious again. Now I just want to beat Lu Ge one more time.
"Fengzi." Suddenly, I heard the voice of Lu Ge behind me. He walked over with a big smile on his face and said to me: "Thanks to you, I just recruited more than 20 people. Haha, my Xuanxue Society has finally been initially established."
I shook off Zhao Shiyu's hand and went over to grab the collar of this guy, saying: "Donkey brother, let's go to the toilet and have a chat." (If you like this work, welcome to Chuangshi, give the work a recommended vote and monthly ticket. Your support is my greatest motivation to continue creating!)
