Fortunately, I have a copy of the "Three Pure Ones" in my mind. My ninth uncle told me that the spell to deal with extreme yin and evil spirits is to invite the twelve gods led by Liu Ding and Liu Jia. And I was born in the wood element, it's not easy to start a fire spell. So he picked out three main spells for me to use within a day. These three spells are "Ding Yi Ju Qing Hu Ti Fu", "Jia Zi Wen Qing Huan Shen Fu" and "Jia Wu Yu Qing Po Sha Fu".
Since the female ghost has not yet formed a strong aura, as long as you use 'Jia Wu Yu Qing Po Sha Fu' and stick it on her ghost gate, she will naturally scatter her soul.
But I only have one day, and three vague shapes appeared in my mind. This is too difficult. However, there's no other way. Even if it's just a glimmer of hope, I'll try anyway.
At this time, the ugly hour was about to pass. Ninth Uncle repeatedly warned me to be careful and not to risk my life before he left. I wiped away the water on the mirror and returned to the dormitory. Lying in bed, I thought about how to come up with a perfect plan. But no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't think of one, which made me feel very depressed. My brain wasn't working well to begin with. Sigh.
No choice, I set the alarm clock to 8 o'clock and fell asleep while reviewing "San Qing Shu". At 8 o'clock in the morning, the alarm clock rang, and I got up. Bao Long and others had just returned from an all-night internet cafe, saw me getting up, and asked if I was going to class. If so, they would help them sign in.
I shook my head and thought to myself, "Brother is going to save the world this time." What's wrong with me? Why do I always encounter such unlucky things?
They saw me not going to class, so they crawled onto the bed and fell asleep. I, on the other hand, tidied myself up, who knows what the night will bring? After washing my hair, shaving, and changing into a clean set of clothes, I looked in the mirror and seemed to have become five years younger. Alright, handsome enough. I slung my bag over my shoulder and took the public bus downstairs. On the bus, my heart was still racing with anticipation.
It was roughly an hour later when the car arrived. I got off and didn't directly enter their school, but instead found a small inn nearby and booked a room. I wanted to use this day's time to draw as many symbols as possible, then go meet those ghost girls at night.
I took out the paper from the painting bag, cut it to size, and then I began to focus my mind. After paying respects to our ancestor, Lingbao Tianzun, I used my pinky fingernail to make a small incision on the back of my right hand. Blood flowed out. This fully proved the benefits of keeping long pinky fingernails - they are very sharp and useful, and not painful at all. The only drawback is that girls will say you're effeminate if they see it.
Pick up your pen! My spirit begins to concentrate like never before.
"Ah~~~~~~!" Suddenly, a scream came from the next room. It scared me to death. What the f**k was that? I calmed down and listened carefully, only to hear rhythmic slapping sounds coming from next door. Then, a woman's heavy breathing followed.
It seems that the soundproofing of this small hotel is not good, I can clearly hear that woman and man saying her butt hurts. Damn it, I cursed in my heart. It seems that coming to a hotel next to the university was a mistake.
It's not easy to gather momentum, but it's all gone now. I guess I have to start all over again. The couple next door is still going at it hot and heavy with their human reproduction plan. This is really making me anxious, oh heaven, can't you spare a 20-year-old virgin from such torture? I'm over here working hard to save the world, while they're still fighting to create the next generation. Where's the justice in that?
Don't think about it, I gave myself a slap. It's just mom's nudity, it's just mom's nudity, it's just mom's nudity!! Can only use this trick that has been used on the Resurrection Road.
I had to concentrate my mind and drive out the distractions in my heart. For some reason, I suddenly thought of a line from the TV series "The Legend of the Condor Hero" - "He is strong because he is strong, the clear wind blows across the mountain ridge; He is weak because he is weak, the bright moon shines over the great river." But it seems that I remembered it wrong at the time, it should be "the bright moon shines over the great river".
Gradually, I calmed my mind and no longer paid attention to the bright moon outside the window. After paying respects to the ancestors, I picked up the brush, ink, and water, and began to concentrate on drawing talismans.
First one, done. Second one, done. Third one, done! I finally finished drawing them, and to my surprise, it was so fast. I looked up and saw that it was just 12 o'clock in the afternoon. I tried reciting the incantation of verification again, and these three talismans all emitted a faint glow.
I succeeded! Am I a genius? At that time, I was indeed excited for half a day, but years later today, when I recall this matter, I realize that it was mostly thanks to the stimulation from my neighbors 'Mingyue' and 'Dajiang', because in order to counter their provocation, I truly concentrated my mind like never before. And indirectly improved my work efficiency.
After seeing that three were already painted, I bought a bowl of instant noodles from the hotel owner to fill my stomach. After finishing the noodles, I continued to paint symbols. You know, the more successful paintings I have, the greater my chances of winning, and my chances of survival are also higher.
It seems that the two wild ducks next door have left. It's finally quiet, but as a result, my failure rate has increased. Until 6 pm, I only succeeded in making four pieces in six hours, and the rest were all scrap paper.
There are three "Ding Yi Ju Qing Hu Ti Fu", two "Jia Zi Wen Qing Huan Shen Fu" and two "Jia Wu Yu Qing Po Sha Fu". I'm almost at my limit, drawing more would be a waste of time. It's better to recover and prepare for tonight's fierce battle.
I walked out of the hotel and gave Dong Shanshan a call, telling her that I had arrived at her school and asking her to come out for dinner. She thought I was just joking yesterday and didn't expect me to actually show up today. So she came downstairs with a big smile on her face.
I went to pick her up, and under the streetlight, she looked at me with surprise and said, "Look at you, this little guy is quite spirited after cleaning up!" I smiled at her. As we walked out of school together, I don't know where I got the courage from, but I actually took the initiative to hold her hand, and surprisingly, she didn't refuse. It seemed like everything was so natural.
It's still the same restaurant as yesterday, still the same table I sat at yesterday, and still the same dishes. But my mood now is completely different from yesterday. Looking at Dong Shanshan, she is now the only one among my high school classmates who can comfort me, and I will absolutely not let anything happen to her.
Even if I stake my life on it, all of you who have read this far will probably think that this reason is too far-fetched. You might think that if I'm worried about her, I should tell her and let her leave this place. Actually, I've thought of this too, but how can I tell her? Should I say to her that your school has an evil spirit, and if you don't leave soon, within a few days the area within five miles will be littered with corpses?
She must have thought I was crazy. I smiled wryly.
She saw me smiling and smiled too, this little crazy girl, she asked me: "What are you smiling at?"
I teased her saying "I'm laughing at you, didn't you run out without wearing underwear today?" But as soon as she heard it, her face changed immediately, and with both hands covering her chest, she tensely whispered to me: "How did you know?"
Damn, I was just talking nonsense, where would I know? But looking at her like that, it seems interesting, so I continued to tease her: "You want to know? Kiss me first."
Her face suddenly turned red, the first time I saw a person's face turn red so quickly. Just like turning on a light, it turned red in an instant. She lowered her head and stopped speaking.
Everyone can see that the atmosphere is not right now, really. It seems like the aura around us has also started to change slowly, with 20% teasing, 50% ambiguity and 30% awkwardness. Can't believe this girl might actually have a crush on me?
I coughed, trying to ease the awkward atmosphere. What was I thinking? This wasn't the time for that. First, we had to take care of those ghostly girls.
The meal was over, and the atmosphere was still awkward. My friend and I could only eat in silence. There's a saying that goes: "You bring awkwardness to the table, and it gets more awkward with each bite." After dinner, I suddenly wanted to play video games. I don't know why, but I just felt like playing.
I asked Dong Shanshan, and she agreed immediately. The atmosphere relaxed instantly. She took me to an arcade near their school. After buying 10 yuan worth of coins, I went straight to a KOF machine.
I never dreamed that Dong Shanshan would also play KOF, and she actually defeated me. My strongest combination, Terry, Andy, and Joe were all taken down by her Ice Girl.
You really can't judge a person by their appearance. I asked her when she learned it, and with a lollipop in her mouth, she replied to my winter storage of ice and frost, "What's the big deal? I could do this back in high school."
Another KO, with Dongcang's miserable and desperate voice, I asked her in surprise: "How didn't I know?"
She sighed, and I wondered why people who talk to me always sigh? She continued to use the red pill to abuse me, saying in a low voice: "You only had Du Feiyu in your heart during high school, and you didn't even notice me."
I'm speechless, to be exact, I was silenced by her. Maybe it's true that in high school, I only had eyes for Du Feiyu and didn't have the energy to notice other girls, especially those women in the art room who would say "damn it's hot" after drinking alcohol. And Dong Shanshan just happened to be one of them.
Another miserable cry, and my red pill officially announced its crash.