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Chapter 49: Heavens Blessing

  Now I really regret that I wasn't born with a pair of eyes like Old Man Liu's, it's gotten to the point where I'm like an idiot and have to make a choice between them, who exactly is possessed.

  A: Zhang Yaxin.

  Bright and clear.

  The cost of this multiple-choice question is the lives of three people, because I now only have one last 'Jiawu Yujing Po Sha Fu'. In other words, I only have one chance to survive.

  Looking at the two in front of him, they both looked flustered and at a loss. It seemed that this Five-Tongue God was actually an acting expert. What to do now? I'm good at making up nonsense or pulling wool over people's eyes, but asking me to think carefully and make a choice is really going to cost me my life.

  Why don't I try my luck? No, I'm notoriously unlucky. During the college entrance exam, I only got two multiple-choice math questions right. Suddenly, I had an impulse to scream and curse in the street.

  But even if I'm at a loss now, I mustn't show it. I have to put on a confident air, or else that sly guy will be even more convinced he can deceive me. In other words, this time we're going to play a psychological game.

  I'll ask them first and see how things go before saying anything else.

  I held Zhang Yaxin's hair clip in my hand, and then drew a symbol on the back of my hand. I came to their front and asked Guan Ming: "How much money do you owe me? Do you still remember?"

  Suddenly and inexplicably, Guan Ming yelled at me: "Get out of here, who owes you money!! Is this an empty building? Where are Old Liu and the others?"

  As soon as I heard him say that, I felt at ease because he really hadn't borrowed money from me. It seems it's not him, then it must be Zhang Yaxin! But to be on the safe side, I'd better ask first, but considering we haven't said many words today, what should I ask her?

  I walked up to Zhang Yaxin and asked her: "When I told you my name yesterday, what did you hear it as?"

  Zhang Yaxin lowered her head and fell silent.

  I anxiously shouted "Speak quickly!!!"

  Zhang Yaxin lifted her head and said awkwardly: "Cui... forget it."

  Damn it!! This is troublesome!! It seems that the Five Elements God actually has the ability to peek into people's hearts!!

  It seems I have to think of another way, seeing time slipping away second by second. If that Wu Tong Shen is restored and runs away, it will be endless trouble.

  How can I guess who is possessed? The situation is urgent, but as a living person, I still don't want to be killed by holding my urine. I rack my brains thinking if there's another way to see through it. If it's fake, there must be flaws. It seems I have to play some tricks now.

  Suddenly, I had a good idea, so I walked up to Zhang Yaxin and said to her: "Do you like me?"

  Her face suddenly turned red, then she lowered her head and didn't say a word.

  I shouted loudly: "Speak quickly!!!!"

  She lowered her head and muttered: "Don't like..."

  I suddenly became anxious and raised my right hand with my palm facing her, scolding loudly: "You're lying!! You're fake!!"

  She seemed to have suffered a great grievance, but still muttered: "Cui Ge, I really don't like you..."

  I raised my right hand high and cursed loudly: "It's really you! You demon, watch me not kill you this time!!"

  She still didn't lift her head, but seemed to have cried out already. At this moment, I suddenly smiled and without hesitation, immediately slapped a backhand slap that landed right on Guan Ming's face!

  Guan Ming was slapped to the ground by me, and at the moment I struck, Zhang Yaxin seemed to say something in a low voice, but I didn't quite catch it. I took a step forward and jumped onto Guan Ming's body, saying fiercely: "You son of a bitch, you're laughing very happily, huh?!!"

  Actually, I just asked Xiang Ya Xin that question out of nowhere, it was an unreasonable question, but what I really wanted to see was the expression on another person's face. No matter how well you disguise yourself, there will always be a moment when your true self is revealed. If Xiang Ya Xin wasn't possessed, then the one who was possessed must have been Guan Ming. And when I was about to hit him next, he would definitely show some subtle joyful expression. But if it was Xiang Ya Xin who was possessed, she would definitely dodge when I was about to hit her next.

  Of course, if the acting skills of this Wu Tong Shen can win an Oscar, then my move is like pouring water into a bamboo basket, and I am indeed in a precarious situation. Because I have no better choice now.

  It's okay, I was right after all. When I raised my hand, the corner of my eye caught a glimpse of Guan Ming revealing a sly smile under the faint light of his phone, and it flashed by in an instant. Who else could it be if not you?

  The old man was so tired, I rode on his back, using force to lift his left hand, he struggled and shouted under me: "Ah! Cui Zuofei, what do you want to do?! I am Guan Ming!!"

  I burst out laughing and with a strong effort, I lifted his hand up and scolded him: "Are you Guan Ming? Alright, I'll give you one last chance! Answer me, how many stars are in the sky?"

  He struggled under me and cursed: "How the hell am I supposed to know where to go?"

  I didn't bother arguing with him, because in just a few short days, Guan Ming had already been possessed three times. If this kept up, he'd at least end up seriously ill. So I directly used a hair clip to clamp his middle finger, then gave it a fierce twist!

  "I yelled: 'Today I'll make you know!!'"

  Only a miserable cry of "Ah~~!!!!" was heard, and another small cluster of black mist shot out from Guan Ming's mouth. This time I was well-prepared and didn't give it any chance to take shape, directly stretching out my right hand to slap the 'Jia Wu Yu Qing Po Sha Fu' symbol onto that small cluster of smoke! Urgent like a military order!!!!

  Only after hearing the last mournful cry of the five Tongshen, was it annihilated by the power of the Sixth Jia Yangshen. The huge stone that had been weighing on my heart for several days finally fell to the ground.

  I let out a sigh of relief and fell onto the poor kid Guan Ming, who had fainted again. It's finally over, thank goodness we're still alive.

  Deep breaths, it's great to breathe, it's great to be alive.

  Zhang Yaxin squatted down and asked if I was okay. I smiled at her and said, "It's fine now, we're safe. Let's talk about other things tomorrow, I'll tell you then."

  She nodded and then asked me: "But how can we get out of this building?"

  As soon as I heard her say that, I suddenly remembered that we were still in the ghost wall. As for this ghost wall, I don't know if it will disappear after dawn, because it's my first time encountering such a thing.

  Luckily I knew the way to break it, but once I thought about how to break it, my heart was filled with embarrassment. To ask me to pee in front of Zhang Yaxin, even if I didn't care about losing face, I wouldn't dare do such a thing.

  But now there are only two ways to get out, one is that I pee, and the other is that she pees, but the possibility of her peeing is really too low, so in the end it can only be me who pees.

  Thinking of this, I steeled myself and said to her, "You turn around first."

  "What's wrong? What's going on?"

  I thought I was a big boy, but now my face is red and my neck is thick with embarrassment. I can only stiffly say to her: "I'll use the earthworm charm to take us out, no matter what sound you hear, don't look back, got it? If you look back, we won't be able to get out."

  She didn't say anything, she seemed to have really been fooled by my unconvincing lie, she nodded seriously with her little head and then turned around.

  After she turned around, I still felt anxious in my heart, but thinking that now is not the time to think about these small things, so I quietly unzipped my jeans.

  To say that I'm useless, just now when I was going through life and death, I didn't even frown, but now that I have to carry Zhang Yaxin's pee, I surprisingly can't pee.

  It's probably because I'm too nervous, but thinking that there's a girl standing behind me makes me tense up involuntarily. This really got me anxious, the more I think about peeing, the more I couldn't pee.

  It had been five minutes and still no progress, so I was thinking hard about whether there was any way to induce urination.

  Whistle. This trick should work.

  Anyway, Zhang Yaxin doesn't know what I'm doing now, so I quietly whistled. Indeed, this trick still works. Hearing the whistle, she started to condition reflex, shivered and began to urinate.

  At this time, Zhang Yaxin's trembling voice suddenly came from behind me. She asked me: "Cui Ge, how is there a water sound? What happened again?"

  The sudden fright made me stop mid-stream, and I couldn't help but tell her: "Whatever you do, don't turn around!! Just count to twenty in silence and it'll be fine!"

  "Oh...I see."

  After pulling up my pants, I looked at the urine-soaked stairs and let out a sigh of relief.

  I turned around to find that she hadn't turned around yet, so I went forward with a red face and patted her shoulder, saying: "Okay, it's alright, we can go back to sleep now."

  She turned around, looked at me and said with some concern: "Cui Ge, what's wrong with you? Why is your face so red?"

  "I hastily said to her: 'Nothing's wrong, nothing's wrong, let's go quickly.'"

  I nervously picked up Guan Ming, this unlucky kid, and then took Zhang Yaxin down the stairs again. Before long, we finally walked out of this damned empty building.

  I gazed up at the night sky in the midst of the great mountains, and once again felt that sense of being in a world apart.

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