How can I not feel terrified in this situation? I don't know what kind of thing possessed Old Wang, but it happened right under my nose just a little while ago.
The three paper men's heads turned slowly towards me like puppets, their faces smiling but not smiling, as if mocking me.
I'm going to his grandfather's, this is also too disdainful of me! Dare to move my big brother? ??
Emboldened by the wine, I cursed loudly: "Where did you come from! Dare to move earth on Tai Sui's head, I think you're crazy!!! Get out!!!"
But I found that they seemed to take my words as nonsense, completely ignoring me. When I saw this scene, a surge of indignation arose spontaneously.
This is outrageous, I'm being treated like a secondary character! Without saying another word, she quickly bit her left index finger, drew a palm symbol on her right hand, and slapped the paper man closest to me with a loud smack!
"Hurry up like an imperial decree!!"
Huh? Something strange happened, just as I was about to hit that paper man, it suddenly disappeared in a bizarre way!
I've never encountered such a thing, and it just disappeared like that? But I didn't dare to be careless, and hurriedly raised my right hand again to sweep at the remaining two paper men.
But they also disappeared. When I blinked again, the paper mulberry on the stone table was gone too.
What's going on? Is this just my illusion?
No, I saw Old Wang still lowering his head and gently shaking it, apparently the thing on him hadn't left yet.
But I didn't see any black air on his head, what's the explanation for this? Dammit, why do I always run into trouble wherever I go?
Just as I was getting anxious, Old Wang trembled slightly and said to me: "Let's talk about it upstairs."
It's obviously not Lao Wang's voice, it's sharp and thin, and surprisingly a bit like Shandong dialect, giving me a feeling of fingernails scratching on a blackboard, which sounds awkward.
I didn't dare to be careless and asked him: "Who are you? Why do you want to harm my brother?"
Old Wang ignored me, got up with a sway, and muttered to himself: "It's windy outside, do you want to blow me to death?"
I'm now very hesitant, whether to go upstairs or not? Why does he want to go upstairs? Thinking of the stories I've heard before, there's a kind of ghost that finds a substitute when it sits on people's shoulders, as long as you bring it home, it will definitely harm you and hang yourself. Is Lao Wang suffering from this kind of ghostly trick?
It's impossible, if there was something sitting on Old Wang's shoulder, I would have already opened the underworld and had no reason not to see it. But since it wasn't looking for a substitute, why did it go onto Old Wang's body?
Seeing Old Wang walking ahead with a swagger, I didn't dare to be careless and followed closely behind him. In my heart, I thought, "To hell with it, whatever it is, let's just go upstairs." After reaching the top floor, that chopstick will come out first, then we'll talk. I don't believe I won't be able to deal with it?
I steeled myself and thought to myself, no matter what you are, you're dead for sure. Just then, Wang Cheng in front of me spoke up and said: "You take the wine."
I couldn't figure out what he meant, I thought angrily, damn it, how dare you order me around? If you hadn't been favored by Wang Cheng, I would have smashed a beer bottle on your head and made your brains scatter all over the place.
But now the king's city is in his hands, I don't dare to turn against him, so I carefully picked up the four bottles of wine and followed him upstairs.
Arrived at the eighth floor, saw Wang Cheng open the door and walk straight in, I followed him in and locked the door with my hand. Inside the house, Wang Cheng walked to the table and sat down on a stool, motionless.
I saw him motionless, and hastily went around to his side, picked up the chopsticks on the table, ready to take him down with one hand. Just as I was about to make a move, he spoke again.
"He said: 'Don't bother, that thing is useless to me.'"
After he finished speaking, he shook his head on the stool, just like taking medicine. I was shocked, how did he know that I picked up chopsticks to scold him?
It actually saw through my intentions, so I didn't dare to make any rash moves. First, I carefully asked him: "What are you after all?"
He sat on the stool shaking his head and saying: "I am a fairy."
A cold laugh rose in my heart, you damn fairy, do you think I'm a three-year-old kid? Is there such a shameless fairy like you? There must be some dirty thing here deceiving people. So I asked him again: "What did you come for? Why do you want to harm my brother?"
Wang Cheng shook his head and said: "I'm a passing immortal, I didn't hurt him, just wanted to have some fun."
Roadside immortal? I seem to have really heard of this thing, and it was still my ninth uncle who told me about it. The so-called roadside immortal is also known as "hurry road immortal" in the folk. It is said that all things have spirituality, and some snakes, insects, rats, and ants that have reached a certain age can cultivate their skills and become monsters after leaving their shells. However, all things have good and bad sides, and some monsters do not have any hostility towards humans. They are just cultivating in the dark, hoping to achieve enlightenment one day. Often, these monsters have some connection with each other, and every year there are a few fixed days when they gather to "exchange methods". At this time, they leave their caves and go to the designated location.
Because they don't have a physical body now, when they get tired and want to rest, they often find a household to lodge with, just like "串门儿". However, they don't live for free. When they leave the household the next day, they usually fill up the water jar and rice jar, so in the past, ordinary people thought it was the manifestation of gods.
The term "Guo Lu Xian" spread from then on.
But these so-called 'road fairies' are actually some naughty creatures, although they don't harm people, sometimes they still play some malicious pranks, such as when sleeping at night, often hearing the sound of popping glass balls outside or the noise of opera singing, most of which are the road fairies' mischief, just mischief, and when they get tired of playing, they stop.
I guess the one who played mahjong with the paper man in Wangcheng just now was this "big immortal". It's my first time seeing such a legendary "big immortal". My heart has stabilized a bit, knowing that it doesn't have malicious intentions. Let's talk to it and let it leave quickly, after all, it's not a good thing. This thing must be a seasoned practitioner who has become a natural phenomenon, how should I greet it?
So I asked Wang Cheng, who was shaking his head: "I haven't had the chance to ask your noble surname, where is your cave abode?"
Old Wang, who was like a drug addict, said: "Surname Hu, Taoyuan Island's Old Seven."
After hearing his words, I understood that this was an old fox living on the Sun Island. It's incredible to think that there are such monsters in Harbin, and it's not easy for them to survive among human civilization. Nowadays, people rarely worship household deities, and without incense offerings, it's even harder for them to cultivate their powers deeply.
This old Hu must have some needs, otherwise it wouldn't stick to Wang Cheng's body. To put it bluntly, this 'old Hu' thing is like a leech - as long as its needs are met, it will more or less leave on its own; if not, it won't harm you, but it will play tricks on you before leaving.
Fortunately, I heard that their requirements are not high, so I said to it: "I don't know why the great immortal has descended today and wants to sit on my brother's head?"
The king castle said with some anger: "Just now I passed by that lawn, he stepped on my tail."
I'm dizzy, isn't this a bit too much? I didn't expect Old Wang to be so unlucky after drinking too much, he can even step on a fox's tail while walking at night. This matter seems to be a bit difficult to handle, but I see that this immortal seems to be quite easy-going, so I smiled and said: "My brother didn't do it intentionally, please forgive him, Immortal. To be honest with you, I'm someone who eats food from the underworld. I have some connections with Lord Xie, and for his sake, please show mercy and spare my brother's life. What do you need? Just say it."
After saying that, I realized that my mouth was trained by Uncle Wen and it's getting sharper. The old man Xie I mentioned is indeed Bai Wuchang Xie Biaoan. My friend, this move is called soft before hard, not humble or arrogant, and I blew a cowhide. I do know Xie Biaoan, but we're not familiar with each other, and my life and Lao Yi's are still in his hands.
But I thought to myself, what kind of big market can a mountain fox like you know? Seeing me, this imperfect person, mention that I have a strong backing, and still not being afraid, isn't it strange that you're not releasing him yet?
The big fairy attached to Wang Cheng's body also stopped shaking its head after hearing me say this, but instead raised its head up and down, sizing me up. I knew it was a bit unbelievable that the young man in front of it was actually "Mr.". In my heart, I cursed: damn it, unexpectedly it's just like humans, looking down on people with dog eyes, unable to see the true god.
So I stretched out my right hand and let it take a look at the palm symbol on my hand, if it had any knowledge, it should know that the symbol in my hand was not fooling around.
It looked at me for about three or four minutes and then said: "I want three cups of wine."
I felt a sense of pride in my heart, it seems that this time can be completely bloodless, he seems to have been intimidated by me. As soon as I heard that he wanted wine, I was delighted and quickly took out three cups, opened the beer and poured them full one by one.
All I saw was the king's city, one cup and one mouthful, after drinking three cups, he wiped his mouth and said to me: "You're not bad, I'll tell you something before I leave, the world is going to be in chaos, I'm leaving now, thanks for the wine, little brother."
Is the world going to be in chaos? What does it mean? I thought and thought but couldn't figure it out. Just as I was about to ask, Wang Cheng lowered his head and fell silent. And then the door suddenly opened by itself and closed again.
It seems that the great immortal has left, Wang Cheng lowered his head and let out a snore. I got up and took a look at the door, only to see two dead pigeons in front of it. It seems that this is the gift left by the great immortal. I went back inside, picked up those three cups and smelled them, but there was no wine smell at all, apparently taken away by the great immortal.
I woke Wang Cheng up and he obviously didn't remember what had happened, so he told me he was sleepy. I helped him to bed and then quietly closed the door and left.
On the way home in the car, I was still thinking about what that big immortal said. Why is the world not peaceful?