It is often said: "The great Tao gives three thousand to ordinary people, and the three thousand great Tao belongs to the Qimen." The Qimen Dunjia is indeed a subtle and unparalleled orthodox technique. As the Qimen poem says: "If you can understand the principles of yin and yang, the heaven and earth are in your palm." This is not an exaggeration, because this technique is too profound, so there are very few people who really understand it. Even if you only have a superficial understanding, you can already be considered a master.

  This is exactly what people can't judge by appearance, and the sea water can't be scooped up with a ladle. Although Yi Xinxing was born with a natural foolishness and lacked brains in doing things, who would have thought that he was the one who had some knowledge of the strange gates?

  All I saw was Old Yi shouting "Lin" in front of me, and then I started thinking, could he be setting up the Queer Door Formation again? This is impossible, because he doesn't have anything on him now, what can he use to set up a formation? But what came out of his mouth was indeed the Queer Door Nine Character Mantra.

  What does he want to do after all?

  Don't look at the female corpse kneeling, but it's crawling very fast. It can be seen that it will soon crawl to our side, and Lao Yi, except for shouting out that word, didn't make any other move.

  How can this not make me anxious? So I shouted loudly behind me: "Lao Yi!! What are you doing?! Why are you stuck?"

  Lao Yi saw those stinky girls using their knees to crawl so fast, like they were doing a sliding step, and he was also shocked. So he didn't continue to show off anymore, but instead turned around, pulled me up and ran far away again. While running, he said to me: "Give me 50 seconds to prepare, I'll give you two minutes of surprise, how about that?"

  We ran to the floor-to-ceiling window and finally managed to pull some distance from that stinky girl. I looked at Lao Yi, who now had an extremely serious expression. I knew he wouldn't say something like this if he wasn't absolutely sure, so I said to him: "Alright! I'll go drag it first! You hurry!"

  Lao Yi nodded and then tore open his clothes, revealing his skeletal chest. At a glance, it was all ribs.

  Although I don't know what he wants to do, I believe in him. This is a kind of friendship that can be entrusted with one's life. Lao Yi has saved my life before, and I can also entrust my life to him.

  Looking at the female corpse quickly crawling towards us, I didn't hesitate much, picked up a chair beside me with my left hand and threw it at the female corpse. Since the female corpse had no legs, the chair heavily hit its body.

  It didn't work at all, because it was already dead and there was no feeling at all. At this time, I heard the voice of Lao Yi behind me. He shouted: "Shengmen Liu Binghe Liu Ding, this is Tian Tun's division. Open door Liu Yihetong Liu Ji, the earth escape is like this. Xi Men Liu Dingtong Taiyin, if you want to escape, there is no excess. If you want to know what three escapes are suitable for, this is the three escapes of one body. Although there is no blue lamp guiding the way, use the three escapes to transform the tomb door!!!!!!"

  This seems to be the longest incantation that Lao Yi has ever recited, although I don't know what it's for, but I do know that he has already taken action. So from now on, within these 50 seconds, even if I die, I won't let that dead woman get close to Lao Yi. So I bit my right hand, enduring the pain, and quickly drew a symbol with my left hand, then rushed towards the female corpse like it was coming straight at me!

  Those smelly girls saw me and ran over, seemingly delighted. In their eyes, I was just a suckling pig. They knelt down on both knees, jumped up, and pounced on me directly.

  I saw this scene and thought to myself, "What the hell is this? Is this really a corpse? This whole thing is just like a heroic act! They say 'kill someone within ten steps, leave no trail for a thousand miles', could it be describing this big sister?

  It's too late to say, it's fast. I only saw that big sister already pounced in front of me, and I immediately raised my left hand with the palm symbol drawn on it to push her away. All I heard was another "peng" sound, and my left hand solidly hit her chest again. Heaven proves, I really didn't mean to take advantage of her, nor do I have such a strange hobby.

  Actually, I did this for a reason. It was charging straight at me, and due to inertia, if I hit it somewhere else, my left hand would definitely get hurt. Originally, my right hand is already injured, if my left hand gets hurt too, then I can only become the first evil emperor in "The Storm Riders 2".

  Although I also know that this is quite despicable, it's also a helpless move. Although my left hand hit the soft thing on the chest of the dead girl, due to the force with which the dead girl rushed towards me was too great, so my left hand still felt a wave of soreness.

  But relatively, this dead woman also suffered retribution, multiple injustices must self-destruct, and was heavily hit on my palm symbol, being blown away by the power of the Six Yang Gods.

  This series of actions probably took about fifteen seconds, I saw a move that worked, and immediately chased forward. With my left hand, I picked up the copper coin sword that had fallen earlier. Those dead women didn't have any rationality at all, seeing me with the copper coin sword in hand didn't scare them, their faces still had that expression of wanting to peck me like a roasted chicken.

  This is just what I wanted! Although it seems that Tong Qian Jian can't knock you down now, but as long as I keep whipping you with the "Beating to Death with Seven Slaps" technique, you'll be done for! After holding on for another few dozen seconds, I'll see Lao Yi's true strength!

  So I raised my spirit to twelve million, wielding one hundred and eight copper coins swords to kill those dead girls, with some of the style of the heroes who chopped off the devils' heads during the War of Resistance.

  Have to say, although this dead woman has lost her sanity and only knows how to use that smelly face covered in chicken blood to smile foolishly, but when I chopped at it with my copper coin sword, it actually still knew how to block with its hand!

  My copper coin sword chopped down on its right hand, and it let out another shrill cry of pain, but instead of retreating, it stretched out its left hand just like my left hand was grasping for it!

  I cursed silently: You think you can still use this trick to grab my arm? Haven't you seen Saint Seiya? If I were to fall for the same trick twice, wouldn't I be a fool?

  Can't help but say that real swords and guns are really effective, after going through these few events of tempering, although I got a body of injuries, but also indeed gained not a little precious actual combat experience.

  As soon as I saw its cool claws about to grab my left hand, I gritted my teeth and raised my injured right hand to directly pull away its paw. You should know that previously I had also drawn a palm symbol on the center of my right palm, and I loudly shouted "Ji Ji Ru Lu Ling!"

  He suddenly pulled his hand away, although my right hand was again transmitted a heart-piercing pain, so painful that I took in a cold breath, but I didn't dare hesitate, pulling back my left hand, continuing to beat this dead woman mercilessly.

  I finally understand why the last minute of a basketball game is so important. Indeed, when the spirit is highly concentrated, these fifty seconds seem to pass particularly slowly, but I think in my heart that time should be almost up, and there are only a few seconds left.

  Lao Yi, just don't let me down!

  Who would have thought that in the brief moment I was stunned, my usual bad luck struck again. That kneeling dead woman somehow found the courage to no longer block my copper coin sword, probably because she was infuriated by me. Just as my copper coin sword chopped onto her shoulder, she suddenly gave me a slap on the face.

  Although I was the one who hit it first, this slap also made me dizzy, a numbness spread across my face, and I felt a burning anger in my heart. Doesn't this dead woman know the principle that 'when hitting someone, don't hit their face, or you'll ruin your own eyes'?

  At that moment, it suddenly bounced up again and knocked me down. Damn! How unlucky I am! I was pressed under a corpse.

  I'm done for, knocked down by it, and my Copper Sword is out of my hands. Unbelievable, can things be this bad? Am I going to be taken down by a dead person today? And to make matters worse, it's a dead woman!

  Looking at this stinky girl's face, I couldn't help but smile wryly. Damn it, why am I so useless when it comes to women?

  Those stinky girls were smiling foolishly, their faces smeared with chicken blood, I felt a chill all over my body. The big guy's mouth was wide open, probably ready to bite me. It's said that zombies will look for fresh flesh and blood everywhere, looks like it's true.

  No way! Damn it!!! This is really too frustrating!!! Think about how I've been at a disadvantage every time I've fought against those ghosts, this completely goes against my personality! You should know that I'm the successor of the "Three Pure Ones" book, how can I always be oppressed and beaten by such things?!

  The dog was right in front of me, and I couldn't care less about anything else now. I suddenly stretched out my right hand towards its neck to grab it, no matter what, I couldn't let it bite me.

  After the person died, the corpse lost its elasticity. My hand grasped its neck, and those sharp black fingernails directly pierced its neck. I don't know why, but it let out a blood-curdling scream that was ten times more mournful than before.

  It was just now that Tong Qianjian's sword hit its body and didn't see it so hard, why is this?

  Before I had a chance to think, a figure flashed by my side. It was Old Yi. He raised his fist and directly punched that dead woman's head. I don't know why, but this punch seemed unusually heavy. With one punch, that dead woman was knocked flying and heavily smashed into the wall.

  It was as if I had just been hit by that symbol of mine, and Old Yi had sent me flying far away. I let out a mouthful of air and immediately got up.

  Look at Lao Yi again, he seems to have changed into a different person, clenching his fists tightly, and unexpectedly exuding an aura of unprovoked majesty. On his exposed chest, a palm-sized Bagua diagram appeared, as if it were scratched onto the skin with fingernails.

  As I have now embarked on the nether path, I can vaguely see the flow of 'qi' around me. However, in a house that should be filled with evil energy, there is not a single thread of evil energy near Old Yi's body.

  What's going on here?

  I hastily asked Old Yi: "Old Yi, how did you suddenly become so fierce?"

  Lao Yi looked at the dead woman who was about to get up again, and didn't tell me in detail. He only told me: "You think I haven't done anything during these New Year's days? This is the 'Three Evades and Conceals Body' technique!"

  I see him now, and his aura is completely different, just like he's a different person from that idiot Yi Xing. I couldn't help but think to myself, what kind of move is this 'Three Evades Body' anyway? How can it even cure stupidity?

  Isn't it said that the two most incurable diseases in the world are stupidity and athlete's foot?